I talked to Jared on the phone last night.

Is all the I'm dating Jared Allen talk still going on?

Why don't you give me a call. I've got some nice fresh pork for ya.

I saw Jared out with gorgeous twins last night. They both had their tongue in an ear. I'll bet he had fun later. I'm sure he was thinking about you though.

What are you talking about?

Last time I saw Jared he was at a bar with a fine redhead. That is all.

That redhead was me. What bar was it? I know I said I was blonde but I've dyed my hair recently.

I didn't think that redhead was fine. She looked like his mother. Plus she had a lumpy boob job. Nasty.

Phobia you have know idea what you are talking about.

WOW...just WOW...I was completely lying out of my ass...I live four hours away from KC....I haven't been to KC since November....SINNER!!!!!!!

Lying is a sin, sinners don't go to heaven.

Can a mod please get rid of this moron? Seriously, it's old.

Reminds me of ArrowheadLouder (probably same idiot), only this one is even stupider.

Not probably.

Why would you want to get rid of me? i'm just trying to give you Chiefs fans some intresting inside info. And you keep calling me this ArrowheadLouder thing. Excuse me for trying to post something intresting.

Newsflash:
It's not interesting. It's fabricated and boorish.

/newsflash