Jehovah's have common sense. You tell them "no thanks" once and they spread the word. You don't see them again.
After the third pair of bike-peddling-Mormons showed up I turned the ****ing hose on 'em. Finally the get the idea... |
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pr_capone, do you have any idea why they switched to using softcovers for their books in recent years? Obviously it's cheaper...I'm wondering if their funds are declining.
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For some reason, they've been scouting my neighborhood recently. I recently answered the door while pretending to hump my son's teddy bear. To give them credit, they got through about 10 seconds of their pitch until I faked my orgasm. Then, they turned and sped rapidly away. |
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Is she hot?... |
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Some of them are very friendly people... :) |
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I would also expect an organization who proclaims itself to be the mouthpiece of God to not have to resort to blackmail to keep its members in check. The JW's practice a nice little thing called disfellowshipping which is the equivalent of ex-communication. But it is so much more severe than ex-communication though. Imagine growing up as one of Jehovahs Witnesses. all your life you are told that you are to associate with noone but fellow JW's. Sure.... you have people in school or at work that you get along with.... but you can never really be friends with them. You are aquaintances (sic). Just people who know eachother enough to be civil. Say one day you do something they dont agree with. Say you and your GF really get into it.... and you have sex. *insert appropriate gasp of horror here* If the "elders" (who usually compromise a group of men who have never recieved any proper semenary training other than a several week long "elder school" (with a book that noone else can look at) feel that you are not repentant enough... they disfellowship you. Once disfellowshipped, noone that claims to be a JW can talk to youl... even a hello in passing. Your family (though never outright banned) is even discouraged from speaking to you. You are still banned from associating with anyone "wordly" (otherwise reffered to as non-JW) until you are re-instated. Re-instatement usually takes 6+ months. All this time you are most alone you have ever felt in your life. My mother once told me that I should never even thing about comming by unless I was starving and didnt have enough money for food, or if I was sick and near death. By the recommendation of my local "elders", my little brother (12 yrs younger and like my own son to me) was kept away from me for over a year. What would I expect you ask? I expect an organization that reflect the true spirit of this thing we all "God" which is supposed to be love and forgiveness. Instead, we have an organization that opperates on fear and punishment. But again.... the majority of people have simply been blinded as to the truth about the organization. There is never any need to be rude to these people when they come to your door. Hell.... if any of you reading this are from Wichita... I prolly knocked on your door once or twice. *shrug* |
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ROFLROFLROFLROFL I would have paid to see that. |
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They have to make up for things like Beth Sarim after all. Yeah.... go ahead and google Beth Sarim.... your jaw will effin drop. |
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BTW, I always make a point to tell them I'm VERY firm in my religious stance, but if they really think they can to shoot. I've listened to some presentations, but for the most part, the people who go door to door are not the best salesmen. Moooo |
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Lucky for me I was never baptized...but I wonder if that makes a difference. I'm on good terms with all my family. |
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They hold baptism to be a "contract" that you will be a Jw for the rest of your natural life. I ask... how the hell can you expect an 11 year old to know what the hell he is getting into and what he wants to do with his life. I was DF'd (disfellowshipped) when I decided to leave the JW's and join the Army. Any sort of military involvement is showing patriotism and forsaking God... which is of course a no-no. |
Joseph Rutherford was clearly out of his skull.
That said, he's just a pioneer that Jim Baker appeared to learn from. And only God knows how many after them... |
that Beth Sarim... that's a quality investment... San Diego property is booming, and when Abraham DOES come back, he's gonna need a nice place to stay, away from all that Israel turmoil...
Moooo |
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