Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8972507)

I have to admit, it does fit the pattern, Mr. MahiMike.

It seems our lot in life is to end most seasons in the .500 range. Not good enough to accomplish anything of merit, not bad enough to draft our way out of this mess.

When you consider just how we have performed compared to the Ravens, though, it is unlikely. We are an injured, baby sparrow and the Ravens are the juvenile delinquent who lives down the block who is destined to become a serial murderer and comes across our weak, frail, little bird body as it lies in the grass below our nest and glues our tiny, little feet to the sidewalk, sprays us with lighter fluid, and sets us ablaze.

FAX

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 8973534)

I fully expect the Chiefs to make it a game, if not win outright. They do that kind of shit all the time.

At the very least, I expect a stat line from Cassel that is something like:
14-18, 127 yards, 1 TD, 0 INTs

And the Chiefs proudly declare that he's "fixed".

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8972507)

I have to admit, it does fit the pattern, Mr. MahiMike.

It seems our lot in life is to end most seasons in the .500 range. Not good enough to accomplish anything of merit, not bad enough to draft our way out of this mess.

When you consider just how we have performed compared to the Ravens, though, it is unlikely. We are an injured, baby sparrow and the Ravens are the juvenile delinquent who lives down the block who is destined to become a serial murderer and comes across our weak, frail, little bird body as it lies in the grass below our nest and glues our tiny, little feet to the sidewalk, sprays us with lighter fluid, and sets us ablaze.

FAX

Originally Posted by Inspector (Post 8973789)

I stopped doing that.

Ran out of lighter fluid.

Originally Posted by Art Vader (Post 8972728)

no way in hell lol

only way we win is if that banner plane crashes on them

Originally Posted by kaplin42 (Post 8973405)

The only reason I could see a Chiefs win is that Balt. just looks past us and doesn't even play up to half of what they are capable of. If you look past any team in the NFL you will get beat.

But if Balt. actually shows up ready play, expect to have our shit pushed in.

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 8973534)

I fully expect the Chiefs to make it a game, if not win outright. They do that kind of shit all the time.

At the very least, I expect a stat line from Cassel that is something like:
14-18, 127 yards, 1 TD, 0 INTs

And the Chiefs proudly declare that he's "fixed".

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 8973550)

No way Cassel doesn't turn the ball over at least once.

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 8972490)

We see this story every year don't we? Fans screaming for the heads of the triple-headed monster - GM, Head Coach, QB. The season hanging by a thread. One more loss and they're mathematically eliminated.

And in comes the #1 seed. Smiles already on their faces, knowing they get to pummel the lowly Chefs.

But then! Out of nowhere! Comes a force within Arrowhead that is so strong, even Matt Cassel becomes average. And the rest of the team - above average.

The ball will bounce funny. We'll have our day of breaks falling our way. And just as I predicted last year vs. the Packers, we will rise above the noise and...

BEAT THE RAVENS!!!!

(thereby screwing our chances of the next hot QB next draft. But that's not the point here).

Who's with me?