Nothing says I love you like a gaping chest wound
 

http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/WDTN_shot_wife

Man says he shot wife during sex

URBANA, Ohio (WDTN) - An Urbana Township woman is listed in critical after a strange accident. Investigators say 38-year-old Carolyn Havens was shot in the chest by her husband, Timothy Havens.

The call for help came from a home on East County Line Road early Sunday morning. Timothy Havens called 911 stating he had accidentally shot his wife while they were having sex.

Havens told authorities he was reaching for something on a night stand while they were being intimate, when the .38 caliber pistol went off, striking his wife in the upper chest.

Champaign County Prosecutor Nick Selvaggio said the incident was under investigation.

Court documents indicate the couple has had problems before. Havens served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and violating a protection order in October. The judge also ordered Havens to get anger management counseling.

If it seems "too coincidental" chances are it is...

that guy is SO going down.

(cue "Love Gun" by KISS)

Hey, Plaxico should have used this excuse..."I was beating off and shot my leg on accident"

Maybe he was hoping she'd get a sucking chest wound.

'Chest shooting' play remains a relatively unpopular form of sexual deviance.

superman needs to stop having sex

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That's a whole new meaning to the term "Money Shot".

you tag deer
after you shoot 'em

I hate it when my gun goes off prematurely.

Urbana's proximity disqualifies this "sex act" from being AKA "The Cleveland Screamer."

Should've just left the remote where it was.