Watching Kids
 

Without getting into too much detail I'm back in my home town in PA for family reasons. I got stuck watching 4 nieces and nephews between the ages of 5 and 12 while my brother and sisters were out taking care of some business.

I've dealt with everything between spilled drinks, broken glass, a momentary lost child while trying to make sure the others didn't get lost in the process to a 20 pound dumbbells getting rolled down the steps while I was trying to have 10 minutes of peace trying to take a dump which I thought was a child rolling down the steps from the sound of the noise.

Literally got up so fast I forgot to wipe my ass and didn't realize it till 20 minutes later.

I just want to say to all the parents of ChiefPlanet, God Bless You. If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it.

I'm getting drunk right now and having a vasectomy tomorrow. And no, I'm not kidding.

**** that! At least I'll be in the right state to finally watch a Chiefs game for once. Had to let that one out.

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I do not envy you. Kids are just little drunk adults.

We lead pretty similar life styles from my understanding. I'll fly you up next time for help.

Let me bitch dammit! :banghead:

My 63 year old brother and his wife just took custody, temporary, of a 4 month old. Im taking him wine this weekend. He said he had forgotten the joys of burping and diapers. Bless him for being a good person but man...i could not do it

It's called raising your kids to not be destructive little assholes.

This is why it's a good idea to read a thread before you come to conclusions on it beforehand.

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If it's good enough for Lipizzaner stallions, it's good enough for kids.

This.

2 words....Duct tape

Eaglets? Burn down the house

Make sure the 12-year-old doesn't have a porn stash! :p

Heh, this is why I rarely post anymore. Forget it.

Leave them a hamper hamster.