Family sayings that stuck with you.
So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.
When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading) My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now. |
"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today."
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"you damn kids!"
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"Please put down the knife, dad."
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My friends mom used to tell him when he was getting ready that "he moved slower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean."
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My dad used to say "there's a lot of quit in that boy" long before Ron White made it famous.
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my dad used to tell me to want in one hand and crap in the other; then see which one gets full first.
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"Why am I turning in circles, Mom?"
"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor." FAX |
"Sleep when you're dead"
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You'd sell your asshole if you could shit thru your ribs.
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"Send em' to school and they eat the books" - pops
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When my Dad watches me do ANYTHING that is not EXACTLY the way he does it, especially if I'm having a difficult time doing said thing, he'll say, " They way you're doing that reminds me of 2 old people ****ing."
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You could tear up an anvil in a sandbox.
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