Jesus

"I refuse to buy this house until they stop calling the large bedroom a Master!"



Said no one ever....

Only when my sex slave bitch is in there with me

You have GOT to be ****ing kidding me.

I'm not saying that. But it's about closing the deal, and if some stupid little phrase helps you close a deal faster than another then why would a salesperson care? They'll call it the Shit Stain Room if that's what buyer's like.

As long as you're the one in the master bedroom, you should be happy. It's the people outside the master bedroom who should be concerned.

Does this mean I have to quit calling the kitchen the 'helper's quarters'?

Well thank God we finally did justice to this travesty.

remember when they tried pushing "BOUGHT" instead of "SOLD"?

eh, "owner's suite" is actually a cool-sounding name. I don't like PC just for PC's sake, but if they are gonna let me call my bedroom the "owner's suite" now, I'm OK with it.

Master Bedroom? pfffft

I call it "A Place Where My Wife Turns Into A Whore"

You are so predictable...LMAO

I call it the Business room. Cause that's where I store my business socks..

Yep.

I think I'm going to refer to them as the reerun room in those markets.