Round 1, Heat 1: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.
 

The Miss USA thread set me to pondering the concept of beauty, and ... oh, never mind. I liked looking at the pictures.

Let's have a tournament to select Miss USA if Chiefsplanet handled the voting. The rules are that you can judge only based on the photos that are provided. Ladies and gentlmen, this is a beauty contest. It's not a talent contest, it's not a personality contest, and it's definitely not a scholarship competition.

The Rules:

1. I will submit the 51 contestants in groups of three. All matchups are random.
2. You will select your top TWO choices out of the three. Your judging critera are looks, appearance, attractiveness, beauty, and desire to tap dat.
3. The top two choices from each heat will move to the next round.
4. I'll occasionally bring in the top loser or two to keep the heats evenly sized, but you don't need to worry about that.

Without further ado, I bring you Round 1, Heat 1: Yankee versus the Belles.

Miss North Carolina http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ld...jpg_224926.jpg
Miss Massachusetts http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fZ4...jpg_224916.jpg
Miss Arkansas http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/n....jpg_224858.jpg

Claynus

Miss North Carolina needs to shave her armpits. That's nasty.

I'm Miss Arkansas' Cousin!!!









OK not really, but that might get her in bed....

I like Massachusetts... A LOT

The opening exists for a great Nantucket joke if anyone wants it.

Arkansas, holy shit.

Which one wants to end world hunger?

I would have to pick the blonde. She seems to be quite effervescent and charming.

I actually prefer Miss Massachusetts, but since Massachusetts sucks I voted for Miss Arkansas.

I went with Arkansas and North Carolina. Massachusetts trails the pack for me in terms of facial features (no offense).

98% of Chiefplanet posters have bigger boobies.

What's up with the first girl...the one who isn't the same color? I didn't think they allowed that.



























I'm talking about her swimsuit, you racists.

I wonder if any of them have tattoos or piercings?

Miss Arkansas destroys this field. What a hot bitch.