So my daughter has a new boyfriend
He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs He speaks like 4 languages He is a year and a half older He has been on Missions in Honduras He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college... Should I kill him or let him live... P.S. He does not like AK-47's |
Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.
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Who do you want dating your daughter? The 110 lb vegan dude who she could choke out with her thighs in a pinch, or the 210 pound dude who's going to gorillaf8ck her every night?
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Go to the nearest kinky dildo store, and buy the biggest black dildo. The young man will have to attend counseling sessions and miss out on his dates with the daughter.
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What on your list concerns you?
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I am going to the sports bar to watch the Tarheels play so I expect plenty of advice to be here when I return...
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He speaks 4 languages.
He has been on a mission. He has two jobs and goes to school. What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump? |
what is your daughter's age?
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The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin |
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God damn you're a ****in annoying douche bag.
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What is your concern?
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