Top 5 reasons you should vote for me for DOTY
 

1. Rape is awesome

2. Pioli should not have been fired

3. Hottie is a ****ing lame and cries every chance he gets. Hey bro, we all know you're jealous of Gonzo. Maybe Proactive will help your bitch ass.

4. Bring back Herm

5. I own 6 pitbulls.

And you started a cigar thread a while back. :)

I'm surprised that losing n00b of the year wasn't one of the reasons listed.

You have Pennywise as an avatar which ranks as pretty damn awesome.

There are much bigger douches around here.

You gotta fat face and a crooked middle finger.

You should hate yourself.

I will ****ing cut you

I put that finger in your mom.


Choose wisely bitch

If it's a paper cut, so help me God, I will be ultra-pissed.


That shit hurts.

you should know begging for win = loss.

If you didn't beg you wouldn't be married bitch

I wanna take boxxy babe out for a steak dinner, bring her back to my apartment, put some Barry Manilow on, light some flower scented candles, and RAPE HER.

It'll be I between your fingers you ****

You look like the michelin man's handicapped brother.

This thread sucks

Back up skills when driving should help your cause