So, the wife was in The "Ellen" audience and got a sh*tload of gifts.
 

Well, I posted earlier that my wife got a ticket to the Ellen Degeneres show today. I suppose this is a huge deal since they give out stuff during the "twelve days of Christmas"

Well, she got up at like 5 am and went down there to wait in line to guarantee her seat, and called me around 3 pm as the early taping crowd was getting out CARRYING XBOX 360s. :cuss:

So, they got in, and she called me around 7:30 pm. Here's what we got....

drumroll.....

a KING SIZE TEMPERPEDIC MATTRESS SET!!! :banghead:

Actually, not bad since those things cost like two grand and we were gonna buy a new set next year. :clap:

Plus she got a pair of UGG boots (SO two years ago!)

And one of those fancy coffee makers that grinds the coffee and makes it all in one.

Hey, I'll take it! I guess the show's gonna be on Thursday. Props to her since the seating people sat her on the aisle...MILF!

Pretty cool.

Hell, I would take the mattress over the 360 anyday.

Not me... hell, give me some decent clean carpet, and I'm good.

The mattress is better for ****ing.

So you've heard.

Bro, I don't **ck mattresses.

I bet you **** on them.

Dude, go get your beatoff material from the Carrie site or something.

I have too much respect for her to do something like that.

Your wife was gone an awfully long time. Is it possible she had backstage passes?

yeah, too bad you only got the sheet... how worthless is that?

Cool story though man. I hope wish Ellen was handing out Chiefs Playoff appearances.

Nobody is that generes.

*groan*

LMAO

tk13 feeding you lines?