We will BEAT the Ravens
 

We see this story every year don't we? Fans screaming for the heads of the triple-headed monster - GM, Head Coach, QB. The season hanging by a thread. One more loss and they're mathematically eliminated.

And in comes the #1 seed. Smiles already on their faces, knowing they get to pummel the lowly Chefs.

But then! Out of nowhere! Comes a force within Arrowhead that is so strong, even Matt Cassel becomes average. And the rest of the team - above average.

The ball will bounce funny. We'll have our day of breaks falling our way. And just as I predicted last year vs. the Packers, we will rise above the noise and...

BEAT THE RAVENS!!!!

(thereby screwing our chances of the next hot QB next draft. But that's not the point here).

Who's with me?

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Ravens 37
Cassholes 9

Nah cassel out there the d smells blood in the water , he shits his paints yet again rat birds shit down his neck game over . Cassel is a loser plain & simple at football . 63 million , his life is great .

Keep going to games. Keep paying the Clarks money for tix and parking.

Keep buying shirts, jerseys and merchandise.

Yeah that'll show 'em!!! Everything will change...we just need a stronger Arrowhead, yippie!!! Ice Cream Cake, puppies and Obamaphone for everyone!!!!

Does Ray Lewis have a twitter.....I'm going to tweet him to bring the pain to Cassel on sunday

yeah the Chiefs used to have games like the Green Bay game last year but not with Mark Castle.

The Ravens will wipe their ass with the Chiefs and hope they don't stick to their shoe when they leave the stall.

I have to admit, it does fit the pattern, Mr. MahiMike.

It seems our lot in life is to end most seasons in the .500 range. Not good enough to accomplish anything of merit, not bad enough to draft our way out of this mess.

When you consider just how we have performed compared to the Ravens, though, it is unlikely. We are an injured, baby sparrow and the Ravens are the juvenile delinquent who lives down the block who is destined to become a serial murderer and comes across our weak, frail, little bird body as it lies in the grass below our nest and glues our tiny, little feet to the sidewalk, sprays us with lighter fluid, and sets us ablaze.

FAX

Love the optimism, but gotta be realistic, 41-13 Ravens.

Cassel: 11-28 181 yds, 0TD 2INT (1 by Jimmy Smith, 1 by Ed Reed)
Charles: 22 carries 79 yds, 3 recs 31 yds, 1TD
Bowe: 5 recs, 93 yds

Ravens Offense: 436 yds, 5 TD
Ravens Defense give up: 284 yds w/ 2INT, 5 Sacks, 1FF
Chiefs TO's: 4
Ravens TO's: 1

Ravens came close to getting beat by the Browns, but so did the Eagles. Honestly, I don't think the Ravens will look past the Chiefs, because of what happened to the Packers last year. I am SURE that Harbaugh will mention that in the locker room. Cassel shits his pants, offense puts the defense in impossible situations considering the Ravens firepower. Ravens keep their foot on the accelerator until the game is well out of reach, and Chiefs fall at home.

Sorry to be the buzzkill, but I don't see the miracle that the Chiefs had last year, making a visit to Arrowhead this Sunday.

On the plus side, after this game Cassel sits...RAC/Pioli is officially in the hot seat.

Maybe we can rally just a little bit.

I predict Cassel throws for 500 yards and 5 TD's cuz he's the best! Go chiefs and go matt!

The chiefs will not rise to mediocrity this weekend. That usually happens around week ten or so.

This sunday will be easier for you if you just accept it's already dead.

Welcome to the board Mrs Cassel. I don't think you're going to like it here but enjoy the visit.

:bong:

Ah to be young and impressionable again... :D

ROFL

Hey Cassel's the man! did you not hear about him breaking the FRANCHISE RECORD for most passing yards in the first 4 games?!? How can you say he's bad? He's a boss!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Scott Pioli?

Just as sure as Jesse Haynes was the next Barry Sanders.

Wewill probably come to life in the second half when we are down by 14 and only lose by 21

If Cassel throws for 500 yards we will lose 56-31, and he'll still not throw for more than 2 Td's. Garbage time comes easy to the #1 offense.

Ravens are going to pass and run all over us. They aren't a keep it close kind of team anymore and they are going to be a little pissed at their shoddy performance last week. This is going to be their statement game after a couple close wins. We will be their Cincinnati.

He's so awesome that he's ranked 29 among QB's beating only Sanchez, Tannehill and Weeden. 2 rookies and Casshole 2.0! Get it Troll?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/pl...2/seasontype/2

I am pretty shocked the Ravens are only favored by 7.

Probably a misprint, should be 27. ;)

That makes Durt happy

You know that bear that shits in the woods? Well we will be the rabbit that asked him what he wiped with Sunday.

Yep, blowout #4 is fast approaching

Not this time. This is where is STOPS!

Matt Casshole

LMAO

We are going to dominate the Baltimore ravens.

Yeah, KC BBQ is WAY better than Baltimores

In fumbles, interceptions, and QB dives.

To the OP, while I personally think we get mauled by the Ravens I do see what you are trying to get at. Every year we inexplicably win one game that we are supposed to get destroyed in. This could be that game. I doubt it, but who thought we stood any chance against a hot undefeated GB team last year?

You're right. It happens almost every year. It's that "any given Sunday" rule. It will happen.

But I don't think it happens this weekend. The Ravens smell blood and they like to play here.

FAX

Sad that playing in KC is is like playing a home game for the Ravens.

The Chiefs are a terrible home team. Terrible.

If you've watched this garbage product this year, you know that there's no chance at beating a team with a legit defense.

None.

If you have tickets to the game, do something else. Better to cut your loses now before you spend 27 on parking and another 30 on concessions.

Sure I'll sign up on this too. It's just crazy enough to come true. I also called the GB game last year. Of course...we had Orton...so yeah...

Considering the fact that Orton is only marginally better than Cassel, that would have been a bold prediction at the time.

I make an annual pilgrimage to Arrowhead regardless. It's for the tailgating and the experience. This weekend is my trip for the season. I'm looking forward to getting great seats by halftime. I'll be grilling steak and eggs and drinking rum and orange juice before hand. It's gonna be fun. The Chiefs will lose, but I'll have a great time.

no way in hell lol

only way we win is if that banner plane crashes on them

We win 2-3 games every year we have no business winning.
That said, we always struggle against hard-nosed teams.
Tough to see them beating Baltimore, but who knows?

As always if you need a place to stay Saturday to make that trip much shorter on Sunday,let me know.

No. We saw it once, and Cassel wasn't on the field. Sure, there are surprises every week around the league, but the Chiefs have beaten 3 playoff teams in the past 3 seasons and Cassel was QB in only one of those games (the 7-9 Seahawks).

Meh... I hope it's competitive, and weird stuff happens each week, but the inconsistency that would come with winning this week is almost more frustrating than simply sucking every week.

blackbirds shit their pants we win on fluke double-fumble into the endzone .....

Pass the dutchie... on the left hand side.

I don't the the ravens have a chance. We match up to well against them.

I had a very strong feeling we'd pull the upset at nawlins, this time not so much... this team is in a confidence nosedive & there is absolutely nothing to suggest they can pull out of it against such a well rounded team.

30-13 ravens.

oh yeah i forgot, we kicked their asses in the wildcard game a couple years ago.

I give the Chiefs a slightly better chance of winning than Ed Reed's brother would have of winning an Olympic medal in swimming.

The Chiefs have not chance

If the Chiefs could just stop turning the ball over they'd be in much better shape.

Football is a very fundamental game. The Chiefs players are too stupid to use fundamentals in football and the Ray Rays are all about lining up and beating you. Look for total domination in this one. Like 2010 but worse.

This. NO WAY KC WINS.

i hope you die

If we do lose it won't be because of Cassell. That dude is really giving it his all this season.

There really has been nothing that has been shown by this team to suggest they are capable of beating anyone. I'm sure it will happen again this year (???), but they just had to take one of the reamining 0-4 teams to OT to beat them and that was after they trailed by 18.

So yea, I'll believe it when I see it. Then I still may think it is a prank.

You're high. Did you see what the 49ers did to the Jets last Sunday? Blanked 'em bubba. That's what's going down at Arrowhead this week. Cassel's gonna take one look at Lewis on every snap and shat his pants.

Dude, I'm really going to have to take you up on that one of these damn years. As it is, I have a ton of shit going on Saturday so I'll just be making the super trek on Sunday morning. But I'm going to try to keep that in mind for next season. Thanks again brutha!

Not sure what the 49ers has to do with the ravens but ok

The margin was big enough for me to pick us over GB. I wouldn't have if Cassel was starting. But I agree, Orton is only a little better.

:evil:

the Ravens will shit all over us and we'll be one step closer to Geno and all of his glory.

You're joking....right?


You're the same guy that said we'd dominate the Chargers as well.

Of course he's not joking. It's clear as day we're gonna beat the Ravens. Especially at Arrowhead, where we've been stellar so far this season.

I am expecting to see big piles of crap all over the field from Cassel.

Only way the Chiefs beat the Ravens is if they catch the Ravens in their hotel room at night while they sleep.
Otherwise this is going to be a B movie prison shower scene.

LMAO

The Kansas City Cubs of the NFL.

Great personal healthy attitude though, enjoy the game and your tailgating.

I hope you don't mind, but I am going to write this down for future reference.

What we NEED to do is fire the head coach and then hire the defensive coordinator to take his pl...oh wait...shit..