***KC Royals vs Baltimore Orioles- July 25th, 2013***
 

I get married, have sex for the first time and the Royals win my first game back from vacation! What could be better? How about two wins in a row against Baltimore, which should rank high on your list of shittiest cities in America. I mean, have you seen The Wire? They made a whole TV show about the shittiness of that city.

Starting Pitchers
Baltimore: Gonzalez (8-3, 3.34 ERA)
Kansas City: Guthrie (9-7, 4.41 ERA)

Baltimore
1.N. McLouth, LF
2.M. Machado, 3B
3.N. Markakis, RF
4.A. Jones, CF
5.C. Davis, 1B
6.M. Wieters, C
7.J. Hardy, SS
8.H. Urrutia, DH
9.B. Roberts, 2B


Kansas City
1 A. Gordon, LF
2 E. Hosmer, 1B
3 B. Butler, DH
4 S. Perez, C
5 D. Lough, RF
6 M. Moustakas, 3B
7 A. Escobar, SS
8 C. Getz, 2B
9 J. Dyson, CF

Getz should get benched for a week for him taking an easy grounder up his ass last night. Dyson in center for Cain.

[QUOTE=lewdog;9834171]I get married, have sex for the first time

I call your bluff on the latter, but if your forealz then GIGGITY!

I was thinking that (#1) everyone is familiar with my posting style and knew it was a joke or (#2) everyone thinks I am just that big of a douche.

Douche is probably right.

Getz pretty much represents everything that I hate about DM.

JINX.

I'm an O's fan and am tired of you guys playing better ball. Here's for the split.

IN FTL GO ARIELS

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First game without Brett as hitting coach. Now we can unleash the offense?

Guts going to shit all over his old team tonight!

Go Royals!

My life is not complete until I see another Getz home run.

I hope to live long enough to see the great hoss yoink one again.

I didn't hear exactly what Hud said.. but it sure sounded something like "this could be Alex's last game in LF". WTF is he talking about? Or did I hear something wrong?

1-0 Royals

Billay needs to hit the oxygen tank.

Dlough is money

2-0 Royals