Do they make underwear for men with BALLS?!
 

I need supportive drawers! It's entirely possible that, at age 39, I have the nut sack of a 70 year old, but GAWD DAMN I'm tired of my junk fallin out all over the place just by doing something as simple as jumping in my jeep. Am I gonna have to start wearing a ****ing jock everyday? I want some underwear that keep my balls in place. Women get lift and support from their bras, right? I WANT THAT for my balls, support! Surely there are men out there who don't like their balls slippin out their draws all the time, right? Help me Chiefsplanet! Help me keep my balls to myself!!

:cuss:

Peyton Manning

boxer briefs

Wash your taint
sounds like they're trying to get as far away as possible

gold bond powder

Gold bond

beat me by that much.

I hate that I hafta buy boxers a size too large just do my dick doesn't stick out down the leg.

go with the flow bro, let it all hang out. Or, boxer briefs?

just duct tape them to your leg.

Must be a nice problem to have.

The one thing I hate about boxer briefs is the elastic legging parts always get stretched out and then they ride up. They won't stay down. If they would, I'd always wear them. Instead, I usually just go with boxers. I do own a couple pairs of boxer briefs, but I only wear them when my boxers are dirty.

You gotta get the boxer briefs with the longer legging, not the short leg ones. It works lots better.

This Thread is just plain nuts.

If anyone finds a good pair of boxer briefs that have leggings that stay down and don't stretch out too easily, let me know.

Cuz the pairs I have now are just far too weak for my thunderous thighs. It's like trying to arrest a grizzly bear with handcuffs made out of linguini. The bear is gonna find it's way out quickly and with ease.

It's the opposite of the problem that some women have with keeping their pantyhose from rolling down. Someone needs to devise a type of garter belt for keeping mens boxer brief leggings down.

I have your Chinese name: OneHung-Lo

It's rather unfortunate you don't have Schweddy balls.

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Your probably right in the fact that you have the balls of a 70 year old.

i'll be the first guy to say, there's nothing worse than sitting on a nut.
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Regular ol' briefs will give you all the support you need :shrug:

I haven't worn a pair of plain ol whitey tighties in years. I think I should go out and get some just for old times sake.

I'd also like to wear those really soft blue pajamas with the white plastic footies. Do they make those in adult sizes? I'd wear them to the office. No shit. They're comfy as hell.

Getting one caught in your zipper sucks.

ROFL worst feeling ever. That's why I switched from boxers to boxer briefs. Comfortable but just enough support to keep from sitting on the boys.

well, i haven't ever snagged a nut in the zipper, but close to it.
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I strap mine to my ankle.

one in each sock.
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has to be done:

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I buy khakis for work every couple of years, and I'm due. Every ****ing pair it seems like I try on have the waistband around my hips and no room for my nuts. Even brands that I currently own. Driving me nuts.

Lol. Well playEd sir

Needless to say, the zipper (and jeans)were sacrificed in the rescue.

Careful Nick posted something like this on Scout a few years back and ended up with Clayton.

Button fly is the best.

If you try the briefs you may be able to make love doggie style again
with out looking back to see who is slapping your ass between each thrust

Ummm....no. Maybe the first week. After that, balls all over the place .

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I would suggest grandma panties. They keep Clayton's over stretched labia in check.

this

You might keep an eye out for whatever gloves the Chiefs have Dexter sporting come camp. I'm sure they will promote ball control.

Yep

Hit me up Dawg. Pm. I can help. No one has to know...

i can't believe not one CPer has offered the best advice yet.

NUT HOOKS!!!!!


seriously, this place is really slipping.

I had the same problem and couldn't stand the riding up. I decided to spend extra money and bought some Jockey boxer/briefs. They have a great soft feel but some spandex in them throughout that helps them stay in place. They feel awesome. I know not everyone want to spend $20 for 2 briefs but I just like them too much. I wash them and just air dry instead of drying and they last a lot longer that way.

5 3-letter words:

cut off pan tea 'hos

C'mon Archie, you don't need to get so teste.

Try these...They're expensive but they last I still wear the 1st pairs I bought 4 yrs ago and they're all I wear now, I like the 9"....and if any of you have athlete's foot, UA socks are the best damn thing out there

http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/e...arel/underwear

Ralph Lauren Polo boxer briefs. Only thing I buy at shitty Macys. Make you look good in skinny jeans and girls jump all over that shit when you drop.

Use to be a problem for me until I switched to low-rise jeans and pants. I stick to Express for jeans and pants plus they are always buy one get one at half-price.

Underwear for men with balls, I have no idea about what are you talking about, Underwear for men made with balls its bit awkward.

Who the **** wears underwear?

Going commando eh?

Most days I don't wear clothes at all... :D

Best first post ever.

1.) Nonsensical.
2.) Horrible grammar.
3.) Pointless threadbump.

Kudos. You bring much to the table.

Sup, Nathaniel Koba.

You need some of the sports kind or ones that have a cotton lycra mix. The cotton gets all stretched out.

I really like the Evolve brand trunks and boxer briefs from Target. I prefer the trunks because I have muscular thighs and the boxer brief legs tend to roll up above the thick part of my leg. The trunks are just the right length, but they aren't super lame like briefs. They also have a nice package pouch built in so your junk will fit nicely.
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Its better to not wear any. Unless you are clumsy with the zipper. That can kind of hurt.

I used to do that back in college. Anymore I can't stand it though.

This explains a lot.

Problem solved.

http://www.amazon.com/Fruit-Loom-5-P...briefs+for+men

lol sports briefs yo! your shit will never fall out! I go with Boxers or Boxer Briefs. I just grab and whatever comes out of the drawer lol

This. Been wearing them for a long time and unless you have the nut sack of an elephant, it should do the trick.

Looks like you could use a pair of "balls out jeans" I cant post a link since I am too new, but look it up on google and watch the video. You will appreciate me.

You need the nut bra:


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Lol, the guys name in the video is even "mr. swin". See the 25 second mark.

Underpants are the tool of Satan...

Wheel barrow.....

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Far and away, the best underwear I have found are the Fruit of the Loom Rugged boxer briefs:

http://www.amazon.com/Fruit-Loom-Rug...he+loom+rugged

They cost a bit more, but are worth every penny...so much better made. You will thank me later....

Comes to Chiefsplanet to discuss sports, instead, sees intense discussion about balls.

As a single-nutter, I have to get all my drawers tailor-fitted. Only thing that keeps me from walking around in circles all day.

can't you just have a marble or a ball bearing inserted to kind of level things out?
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Oh, hell no. Do you watch "Sons of Anarchy"?

Boxer briefs for when I plan to go to the gym that day. And boxers the rest of the time.

Leaves in disgust.

Hopes weekend party leaves better taste in mouth...

:bolt:
The season can't start soon enough...

These are, no joke, the best underwear ever. They're expensive, but they're comfortable, durable, great in the heat, and they basically just make my happy place happy. I recommend them to everyone who will listen.

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/m...underwear.aspx

They are expensive, but every bit worth it.

never seen it...is it about 1-nutters?
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Archie, if boxer briefs aren't gettin it done, then you have more of a surgical option. You need a sackotomy.

If the tighty whities aren't getting it done, you have some problems.

I share your pain..

These will change your life:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/290744253270

No more chaffing, just lots of support, and cool, dry comfort! Worth every penny!

DT

Sammy Davis Jr's. glass eye maybe?

Tennis Shorts?

I like the idea of these, but there's no way in hell I'd buy underwear through eBay.

I'm not going thru all 70+ posts but boxer briefs are the bomb diggity