If ChiefsPlanet were to make an album....
 

What would it be called and what would the song titles be?

Hollywood McButthurt and the Flaming Aids Tree

I think "your and idiot" would make a good album title.

Dumbassery Live.

Track 3: Face Poop

Songs.

TrueFan Butthurt
Draftorbator Drool

We've actually had some songs written on here.

Demonpenz had a good one I think.

There was The Day The True Fan Cried, which was awesome.

Also "Where's The Poop Yall?" and "99 Poop Threads"

The album should be called:

MOTHER**** YOU SCOTT PIOLI!

titties and (more) beer.

Damnit Carl

I just want to put it in her WHAT?

Yeah Yeah

I just want to put it in her BUTT YEAH BUTT WHAT WHAT

1st Round Left Tackle

Ode to Midnight Vulture

Song Listings:

To The Ship!
The Day DT Died (Rock Ballad)
Oh! Kristie (Tynes)

Hrmm....I need a good list people....

Clausen at 5.

"Mongolian Cluster****"

1.) Cassel Sucks
2.) Tits or GTFO
3.) The Gaz Option
4.) Flaming AIDS Tree (Antifreeze solo)
5.) Your And Idiot
6.) To The Ship!
7.) Useless Without Pics
8.) In Before The Lockdown
9.) Postwhore
10.) BONUS TRACK: The Love Ballad Of GoChiefs And Whitlock

Title: Worthless...without pics

Track: Ballad of Mark Castle
B-Side: Dammit Carl (Herm's Revenge)

This album is useless without pics.

Gaz the option man
screaming at herm edward evil face.
Last song matriculate down to my heart

Like a bidge, I'm troubled over Waters
I'm an asshole
1 Markers Mark, 1 20 year old scotch, 1 Boulevard Wheat
Weather rings of a fool
Poop goes the weasle

Album Title: The Serenity of Malign Fusion

sobbing assholery

featuring;

****ing obama

thread fail

I know you are but what am I

he's herm's guy he's gotta go

who cares he was voted pro bowl by his peers he sucks

you don't take a safety at 5

he's a bust I can tell

can't throw the long ball

we need more cops

military democracy rule is great

it's the poor people's fault

shake it off, the economic recovery is just a republican away

the gaz option

in-a-gadda-da-vida
side two
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Keep those song titles in DC bro

I would title the album "Posts Apocalyptic".


Some of the songs might be....

Comfortably Dumb
Reppin' Down A Dream
Apostrophe Catastrophe
Born to Run-on Sentence
Sweet Emoticon
Like A Reposting Stone
Cadillac Ranch (we'd just do a cover of this Springsteen classic)
Up Around The Thread
American Poll
Dueling Banned Joes
I Love Rock and Polls
Gimme Three Reps

Lust by the lashboard lights

If you met me you wouldn't know me...

Misery Loves Company

The Wall (of text)

Huard Lady lay down
He stopped lurking her today
Shanked it
I'm no angel
Dustin for the win

No songs dedicated to the late John Goodman?

American Hugh time woman

I am woman give me rep

1 more
Cheer okay people

Alone Again, Naturally

You think you got it all figured out

1000 Brohugs and Kisses

If CP made an album it would be like one of those fairly obscure underground rock bands that has a strong enough following but never finds big time success, because everyone in the band is too cool to ever like any kind of popular music and because members would constantly be leaving due to artistic differences and general butthurt, while being replaced by new less talented players overall.

Rainman and FAX duet.

Boy named Moo

Los Locos Kick Your Ass

"Antifreeze", and 1000 other things to argue about

SUCKIN ON MY BIG OL' CHILIDOG.

There'd have to be a song called TD's -n- Beer

Album:Songs About Football And Sex

1.Splittin' Her Uprights
2.Tight Ends
3.TD's -N- Beer
4.She's a Wide Receiver
5.She Plays My Center Every Night
6.My Pass Fell Incomplete
7.I Sacked her On The First Play
8.Illegal Touching
9.She Went Out Of Bounds (and I punted her ass out the door)
10.That Woman Can Sure Blow a Whistle

$500

I can't believe it hasn't been said yet

I'm leaving forever

:LOL:

Hey...you..get offa my lawn

Love Songs Of Chiefsplanet

1. Drivin' Round The Block One Night
2. I'm Drunk, She's Fat AKA Brian's Song
3. Gatorade Slut
4. Girly Thread Don't Fail Me Now
5. Mrs. AdultFriendFinder Took My Virginity
6. Blowjobs At Joe's
7. Hillbilly Roy In Love
8. The Stud O' Craigslist
9. How To Make Love To A Woman

Bonus Track: Is Love worth losing your best friend? (Ode to Shyguyms)

I want my Ricky Stanzi
Castle isn't nothing & bags of dicks ain't free

Too Drunk to Login
It aint easy picking a login name
Cassel Don't go away mad, cassel just go away.
I shouldn't post drunk, but it's way too fun
Buck's hat died, and the police called it a suicide
I'm not playing with a full deck
Hamas Hates his own excrement
I fought the law, but Daface won
Mr. Blond rides the lightning