Mrs. Jeff Garcia
 

It's good to be an NFL QB. At least until the divorce.

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"I've had better"/Midnight_Vulture

Gotta love a long torso.

Thought he was gay?

That was wishful thinking on TO's part. There's a reason he cried over Romo and hated Jessica. NTTIAWWT :D

Absolutely. And the subtle hint of cameltoe.

Not only am I convinced that TO is bi polar. But I also think he has latent tendencies. I'm dead serious.

Yeah, she's a 10.

that's the very definition of a trophy wife...

I don't like fake...that's fake. Give me a girl who is 15 and real any day of the week.

I wouldn't want anything that good more than once.

Give me a solid 7 any day of the week...

A solid 7.5 that is 18 years old is currently my dream girl...in black framed glasses! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmawwwwwaaah

Carmella DeCeasare.....yum.

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15 is one thing, but 10?? That's just sick dude.

And that's the very definition of "sour grapes."

sour grapes 
–noun pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have: She said that she and her husband didn't want to join the club anyway, but it was clearly sour grapes.

DUDE DUDE DUDE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

everyone knows I'm OBSESSED with Lisa Loeb...

EVERYONE

That is my favorite song...ever. When that video first came out I was about 8 or 9 years old...my older sisters loved it...watching that video made me realize I wasn't gay.

Everytime I went out in Chicago when I was really drunk my girl friends from work would play that song on the jukebox because they knew I'd start singing it and for some reason that was funny to them.

I'm the Lisa Loeb guy...I watch her cooking show...I want to feel her deep inside of me.