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gblowfish 05-20-2013 11:57 AM

Pepperoni Lovers!
 
No, seriously.

http://tinyurl.com/kq66swa

A man in upstate New York got a taste of jail after being arrested for allegedly exposing his penis in a grocery store and rubbing it with a stick of pepperoni.

Police arrested John Allison, 41, Wednesday night after a loss prevention officer allegedly noticed the suspect's saucy behavior on security video.
“I watched him go to the back of the store near the beer and the bakery sections. The guy was standing in a corner ... I thought he was going to steal some merchandise. Instead, he undid what I thought might be his belt. I then saw him unzip his pants,” the unidentified store worker said according to the Watertown Daily Times.

Allison then rubbed a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed package before putting the now-tainted deli meat back on the store shelf, WWNYTV.com reported.

Allison was charged with public lewdness and fourth-degree criminal mischief since the store was unable to sell the penis-rubbed pepperoni. He was taken to the Lawrence County Jail, but has since been released on a $2,000 bond, according to the International Business Times.

As gross as Allison's alleged acts may sound, he's not the only person who's gotten touchy in public recently.

Jared Weston Walter, 26, was arrested last week for allegedly masturbating and ejaculating on the heads of bus passengers in Portland, Oregon.

tooge 05-20-2013 12:07 PM

I don't get it? what is the problem here?

KCUnited 05-20-2013 12:09 PM

Genoa guy is desperate when he's rubbing up on some pepperoni in the store.

blaise 05-20-2013 12:21 PM

Wonder what he would have done with some pork butt.

BlackHelicopters 05-20-2013 12:24 PM

Who hasn't played with a pepperoni stick?

Munson 05-20-2013 12:25 PM

In Florida, this would be considered normal behavior.

journeyscarab 05-20-2013 12:35 PM

You might not want to snap into THAT Slim Jim.

gblowfish 05-20-2013 12:41 PM

You never see that on the Pizza Hut commercials, do you?

Donger 05-20-2013 12:42 PM

I've been to some unpleasant meat and greets in my time...

KCUnited 05-20-2013 12:44 PM

At first I thought this was going to be a boob thread started by BmoreBills.

ptlyon 05-20-2013 12:48 PM

No PIIHB post yet? This place is slipping...

seclark 05-20-2013 12:54 PM

what about that jerkoff, jerking off in peoples hair!

CrazyPhuD 05-20-2013 01:03 PM

Wait so this isn't what the sausage aisle is for????? :cuss:

Halfcan 05-20-2013 03:14 PM

LOl penis-rubbed peperoni


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