Get yourself a Raiders flask and save yo cash. Chicks love that black gear.

LMAO, I stopped in the liquor store tonight to pick up a beer and on the front counter they have little IV looking bags of McCormacks. I asked the cashier if they'd been selling and he's like **** no, they're mcCormacks.

He backed down quickly

who

If you're talking about me, I was busy posting about fat chicks.

Rain Man said he is on first.

I think he was expecting a real internet fight.

I've never seen those. Vodka enema waiting to happen with the better absorption rate. Ha

Lawlz

Oh. My. God. This stupid list is like watching 1000 hours of Dane Cook with my eyelids glued open. I thought there was going to be something funny but then, fat Frazod joke/Donger doesn't know football/ROR is dumber than RoyIII. I mean, I agree with all of that. It's true. It's also true that Hogfarmer masturbates boars. But it's just not really funny after the 10,000th time. Get new writers, Rick. Even Clay would be a vast improvement. Please don't let this go another day. It's Memorial Day weekend. I'm a damn veteran. Bring me some pie, boy.

They should call the lounge The Hootie's Ego Lounge

I have honestly been on certain boards where people dig up all kinds of shit on people, threaten their families, and other stupid shit. That is uncalled for. Everybody here is a pretty good sport.

I'm just happy your mother's skin tags cleared up. That felt kinda freaky.

Tippins was the best

It was even better when it was Pippin's.