Your worst tasting beer
 

I just had a Corona, first one in about 2 years. My god, this is straight piss. What an awful beer.

Grain Belt. Bought a six pack of it once, drank half of one bottle and threw the rest away.

Corona sounds right.

Weidemans

cammo.
you puke before you drink it.
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I had a mole flavored beer that was probably well done, but just didn't appeal to me.

Guiness

Anything with spiced hops.

How dare you and I'm offended

Coors Light.

Water has more flavor.

Steel Reserve.

SLAG gave me one at a tailgate and after a sip, I wanted to crush the nearly full can on his forehead.

Simpler Times @ Trader Joes. $2.99 a sixer.

Natty Light was the piss beer of choice back in my college days. Haven't tasted it in a decade, though. About the worst I'll do is Coors Light anymore.

practically giving it away.

I don't know what those are?

We had a beer exchange at work a few years ago and I basically traded a Schlafly Imperial Stout for Steele Reserve High Gravity. The beeradvocate reviews are pretty funny...

6 pack, $1.99 in college. It was our beer pong beer for a week before going back to Keystone light and Natty Ice.


BOOTIE LIGHT

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You were taken for a fool and curb stomped on that deal.

Really? That's odd.

Pretty much everything that mentions spice tastes the same to me, and IMO completely ruins beer... Delirium Tremens, Samuel Adams Thirteenth Hour Stout, Tank 7, to name a few. Maybe it's a specific kind of hop or whatever, but it's a pretty distinct overwhelming flavor (for my tastes, anyway).

Guiness Stout

OK, now I really have to know. What is your FAVORITE beer then?

(Just trying to figure it out, as I consider Guinness to be one of the most tame beers out there.)

Oh, that makes sense. Spices. Those aren't hop flavors, they're like actual clove or nutmeg or anise or etc. being dumped in the boil.

In spite of its reputation and cost, i will only drink a Heineken if its given to me... i do. not. like that skunky flavor at all.

And you can keep that filling basket of bread in a bottle Guiness as well.

Any Christmas/Holiday beer with cinnamon or nutmeg

I don't mind the taste of Heineken all that much, but god damn that stuff goes through me faster than Coors light. I practically have to stand at a urinal while drinking it.

That is Guiness with a twist. Guiness by itself is god awful.

Gotcha... I see plenty of references to actual spices, and then other references that make it seem like they do something with the hops or maybe it's specific hops with a spicy flavor.... either way, I wish this specific spice was on every label, as it would save me a little money when trying new beer.

Like Bearcat any beer or Liquer with the word spice in it I refuse to touch.

Tiger beer from Singapore

There are a couple of hops that can come across as "spicy" but it sounds like you're referring to the brewers spices that so many Belgian beers utilize. But it also, perhaps more importantly, refers to the sorts of flavors that Belgian yeast strains give off. That peppery sort of flavor is a hallmark of Belgian yeast strains. I'd stay away from Belgian beers, for the most part.

bud light

LMAO the way i've been drinking lately it ALL flows right through me... i think my liver and bladder need a break.

At this rate i'm gonna have WC Fields nose by age 45.

2nd worst tasting beer. I'd rather drink hoarse radish

The Beast

Guinness is kind of like scotch. You have to dedicate a few good sittings with it and it will grow on you like a happy fungus.

Ah, thanks, that could very well be it... sometimes, like with the SA 13th Hour, I get tempted with promises of chocolate and oak, just to get spice.

Assholes.

A lot of people don't know this but brewing Corona consists of Mexicans drinking a budweiser and pissing into a bottle.

It was your mention of 13th Hour that made me specify Belgian yeasts, actually. That stout is brewed with a Belgian yeast. (So is Boulevard's Dark Truth, in case you've never had that one).

While at a tasting, I had someones Peppercorn Saison and it was terrible.
Worst part was it was $7 for a goblet.

ROFL (But I repped you for trying to be funny)

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Bud Light

And I'll add Chimay to the list. "Premiere" is what I had... I was told it be it would be so awesome, but I couldn't finish it.

Seriously I'm not going to shit on any type of beer. Especially because Alcohol has played apart in about 3/4 of my sexual conquests.

Interesting, I like Dark Truth, even though I haven't had it in a few years. Wouldn't have guessed it was Belgian at all. Tank 7, 13th Hour, ZÔN (to a slightly lesser extent) all have that distinct smell and taste, and I know at least those 3 are Belgian style.

Miller lite is the worst. Keystone is close.

ROFL

You're gonna shit on the Guiness guy and then say that one of the worlds best is the worst tasting beer. Child please.

The worst micro-ish beer I've had is Shiner Bohemian Black

I know how unpopular this opinion is around here, and its probably not technically the "worst", but yeah.

I have some in my garage right now. Bought it for a recipe, tried to drink a bottle twice, and couldn't finish either.

I've tried. It seems to me I'd be the type of person that enjoys heavier/craft/micro/whatever beers. But I've yet to have one that made me think it could become something I enjoy.

Favorite beer for me is either Blue Moon or Landshark.

If I'm drinking heavily I'll normally just drink Bud Light.

Beast, summer shandy, high life, blue moon, and cooks.

I've had pruno that was far superior to any of those products.

I have yet to find a Belgian white I enjoy.

Mother's Lil Helper. Most disgusting swill Ive ever had the displeasure of trying.

I know, but I'll give Chimay another try if somebody else will risk having to finish it.

Any beer with an alcohol percentage less than 8%.

Coors lt. Into good porters right now. Perks of being a bartender... sample good stuff

I've never understood why people call Guinness filling. The stuff is one of the lowest calorie beers around!

Worst post of the thread. Even worse than suggesting Chimay red.

This... One of the best diet beers around... But the best tasting beer by far...

You and I have the same tastes, it seems.

All of the listed beers are shit IMO

It has been quite some time

But the worst I can recall was a ****ing red stripe

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That shit was just nasty

:shrug:

I enjoy Red Stripe occasionally. Like another said, Steel Reserve. It's like chewing on a handful of pennies.

"Diet Beer"

The math doesn't add up when you put down a case of them. LMAO

Top five skunk beers.

5. Heineken - This swill tastes like someone dipped a skunks ass in the brewing process, beat it until it was done emptying it's scent glands and left it in the brewing process.

Who drinks this- frat boys and guys that shall well say, like the meat hammer.

4. Corona Light - I can live with regular Corona on a nice hot summer afternoon but Corona light, not only no but hell no! I have no idea what Julio and Filipe did to this beer but I would hazard a guess it has something to do donkey sweat.

Who drinks this- The locals across the border and daddy didn't pay enough attention to me anorexic chicks. Yeah just keep that sewage water over on your side of the border.

3. Mickey's Big Mouth - This stuff is Heineken's big brother in another green bottle. This piss water is so bad not even Heineken drinkers would touch this stuff. I don't care how buzzed you are, this stuff is undrinkable.

Who drinks this- Hookers, meth monkey's and people who have taste buds that are shot.

Tied for 1st - Samuel Adams Cranberry Lambic - Oh man this stuff is bad, I mean REALLY REALLY bad. I ended up getting stuck with this in some variety 12 packs of Samuel Adams Christmas stock a few years ago. The first few sips are ok and then it hits you like a blind side shot from Dick Butkus. You're left with a bitter taste in your mouth that you can't shake. You couldn't get rid of this taste if you guzzled a bottle of Listerine. Sammy Cranberry sticks to your taste buds like a night of smoking 25 cent cigars. I have only seen one guy finish a bottle of this. (More on that next)

Who drinks this - I had two bottle's of this in the man cave for years, most people that came over knew the story on this spent caustic and wouldn't touch it. Then one day it happened, another guy and I were replacing an engine for a guy that happened to be a Raiders fan, nice enough guy but kind of strange. I offered him a beer and suggested the Sammy Cranberry, yeah he went for it. My buddy got this look on his face like no he won’t!! It took him about 15 minutes, but he finished it. My buddy that I was working with had to leave the shop he was laughing so hard. I offered him the other but he would have none of it. Other than Raiders fans about the only other walk of life I could see pounding this is a politician.

Tied for 1st - Lucky Lager - I'm not even sure they make this so called beer anymore. This stuff is as bad as it gets. Lucky also leaves a lingering 25 cent cigar taste in your mouth and will finish off any taste buds you have left. It's like they took what's left of the drained beer vat with nothing but the bottom scum left, combined it with stockyard drainage, mixed it with dirty river water and bottle it. Once you have had a Lucky Lager, you won't be back for a second round. Homeless alcoholics would turn this beer down.

Who drinks this - One summer when I was in college, I was working up in Cooke City, MT, a fly fishing guide by day and a bartender by night. There was this old boy in his 80's that would come in and drink that stuff like he was on a mission. He was the only one in town that would dare to indulge in the vile tasting swill of death. One night he asked me to join him for one. I opened up a bottle took a pull and damn near fell over. There was no way I could finish it. Other than crusty 80 year old mountain men about the only other entity I could seen drinking this would be PETA members.

You might want to try some other stouts, branch out man!

Old Milwaukee.

Beer 30.

In the purple case. A mistake you'll only make once.

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worst. beer. ever.

You say it like it's a bad thing....

I've been known to branch out... To a fault man!!!!!!!!!

Miller Lite.

Who drinks Heineken? ROFLROFLROFL

I also loves me some regular Corona with lime on a hot summer day, they remind me of vacations in florida, hammered on the beach.

Mickeys, the white mans Colt 45/Olde English... lets get ****ed up just as fast as possible on the worst junk we can find, stings like a bee indeed.

Miller Lite

Cannot drink it. Although I cant remember the last time I had bud, miller, coors, keystone or natty. CoronA Is disgusting too

I agree that I dont care for most of the Chimay

I didnt think this was bad; compared to The Beast

Bat. Shit. Crazy.

Having not had 13th Hour, I can't be sure, but it may be coriander that you have an issue with. If so, I'm in the same boat.

I am surprised nobody has mentioned San Miguel. If you can get it down you will need to s**t soon after. I am another that also is not a fan of Guinness.

My favorite is a beer at The Rock pizza. It is called Suicide Blonde. If you haven't tried it I would recommend.