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Pitt Gorilla 05-01-2013 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9648828)
My daughter said, "We're getting a new daddy, someday."

I said, "What? What makes you say that, honey?"

She: "Well, you're gonna die soon."

me: "I'm gonna die soon? What? Why do you think that?"

She: "You have gray in your beard. You're old."

:-(
LMAO. That's kind of awesome (and sad).

big nasty kcnut 05-01-2013 12:53 PM
shit that stuff would scare me.

Amnorix 05-01-2013 12:57 PM
Not creepy, just one of the best lines:

[after coming out of the barber shop]

"Dad, why did they cut away all your brown hairs and leave the white ones...?"

:banghead: ROFL :mad:

Joe Seahawk 05-01-2013 12:59 PM
2 year old son, Daddy, I have a penis, you have a penis, but mommy just has hair.. :LOL:

Stryker 05-01-2013 01:00 PM
"GET OUT!"

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2012/08/1...ille-house.jpg

MagicHef 05-01-2013 01:03 PM
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I have a three year old who says some pretty strange stuff....
Last night: "Mommy.. the man, the very big man with big yellow eyes is looking at you."
I look.. nothing. I tell him there is no man and he is make-believe. My son laughs, "Oh he is hiding now." --- 2 minutes later, "Oh no Mommy, you made him very mad. Now he says he will come when you are sleeping."
Few weeks ago he tells me, "I'm not going to be four. I'm doing to die. And you will put me down, down, down in the hole." I tell him that isn't true, and who told him that. He gets quiet and goes, "The man told me. But I will be scared, so after three night-nights you die too and come with me."
Sheesh. As if I didn't have bad dreams already.
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Mr. Flopnuts 05-01-2013 01:06 PM
People who believe in reincarnation say that the first five years of your life, you can remember previous lives. There were a couple of examples in there.

Rain Man 05-01-2013 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk (Post 9649023)
2 year old son, Daddy, I have a penis, you have a penis, but mommy just has hair.. :LOL:
I guess it's better than asking why mommy hides hers.

BlackHelicopters 05-01-2013 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk (Post 9649023)
2 year old son, Daddy, I have a penis, you have a penis, but mommy just has hair.. :LOL:
Must have been said two decades ago..........

ptlyon 05-01-2013 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9649053)
People who believe in reincarnation say that the first five years of your life, you can remember previous lives. There were a couple of examples in there.
Ironic. Then the last 5 years of your life, you don't remember your life.

Joe Seahawk 05-01-2013 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theelusivedeucedrop (Post 9649067)
Must have been said two decades ago..........
1994

Rain Man 05-01-2013 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9649077)
Ironic. Then the last 5 years of your life, you don't remember your life.
And you start behaving like the first five years of your next life, with diapers and soft food and the inability to recognize things.

BlackHelicopters 05-01-2013 01:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk (Post 9649080)
1994
Knew it. Gotta prefer hairless.

Sorter 05-01-2013 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 9648964)
"Daddy, the Chiefs just traded Javier Arenas for a ****ing fullback"
ROFL

PunkinDrublic 05-01-2013 01:27 PM
I think you my be my dad.


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