Jiving Some Ass: Dwight David
 

CP needs more entertainment. I'm here to provide. If the first few of my "Jiving Some Ass" series are enjoyed by anyone, I'll keep going.

Here's tonight's treat:

Won't load for me

Refreeesh

I'm on an iPhone.

Someone needs to find this man a bald eagle, stat!

I laughed my ass off throughout that. "I ****ed this ol' sunburnt girl one time..."

I don't know what I want to know more, how you found this, or what in the **** inspired them to make the video in the first place.

DwightDavidHoneycutt ‏@DDHoneycutt 8 Apr
It's Masters week. And the annual Jim Nantz commercials are proof enough that he quietly masturbates to institutionalized racism.

This guy is ****ing hilarious on twitter! There's a ton of shit that has me cracking the **** up.

DwightDavidHoneycutt ‏@DDHoneycutt 7 Apr
I wouldn't **** her with your butt.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

DwightDavidHoneycutt ‏@DDHoneycutt 27 Jan
I feel like my colon is an unnecessarily complex organ considering nothing but liquids and gases have come out of it for 30 years.

ROFL