I want to puke.
 

Standing behind me tonight at the convenience store were two Donkey fans. One looked to be a drunk hobo, and the other was wearing only a Donks leather jacket and windbreaker sweatpants. No shirt, just that unzipped jacket, revealing his ridiculously hairy chest. The guy ahead of me in line was taking his merry time counting quarters and pennies, attempting to buy a pack of cigarettes. So I had to listen to these yahoos say things like "I'm a fan of the Broncos for their history" and "Peyton's OK, but I really miss Elway." Oh, can't leave out "We haven't been getting any calls all year."

Now I'm pissed.

OK, then.

So, did you vomit?

You should have kicked one of their knees sideways and said, I'm a fan of Shanarat's blocking scheme.

http://www.sifugrados.com/images/art...s_of_wc_06.jpg

Sounds like a nice part of town...

You want to? you're going to? you did? you talked yourself down from the ledge?

Alex Gibbs has masturbated to this photo.


Like, 6 times.

MagicHef? Did they bitch about KC's run defense?

I'm looking forward to watching all the local businesses in ABQ can the Donkey and Faider garbage for Chiefs sawg next year, yes.

You got something against drunk hobos with ridiculously hairy chests? Because... that's pretty much me tonight.

There's a gay bar named Convenience Store?

Guys, listen... If there was a way for us to hook up a breathalyzer test to the "submit thread" button, we certainly would.

The technology just isn't there yet.

Take a pic with your cell phone next time of these bums.

I'd have like 7 posts in 13 years.

I'd have 156,948.

That one thread was epic.

well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze, or get on the floor? If'n I freeze I can't get to the floor. and if'n I drop, I'll be in motion".

...well, ok then.

If they could hook up a jizzalyzer breath test to the submit button you'd only have 6 or 7 posts.

What thread? I'm guilty of posting too much under the influence. Luckily for me, my drinking was contained to a 2 year period that ended a couple of months back.

ROFL

:)

There is something to be said for quality over quantity.

Was it better than the vomit of 1997?

Doesn't take much to make you violently ill and pissed off I guess. You must be a blast at parties.

But really, do you get pissed off every time you want to puke?

I still laugh at Donko fans that still wear Plummer and Cutler jerseys.

cool story brah

I got lucky most mine got erased...:D

No shit!!