I refuse to play d&d without polyhedral dice.

I want the Chiefs to draft a ****ing franchise QB sometime before the next presidential election.

My frustration and anger is at 4328

That's a 2 out of 20...

***10***

You have successfully refused to play.

You elect instead to do something else.

Oh man. You'll have to be free tonight, and have been fortunate enough for luv to be on a softball team.

Hard to tell what the difficulty of this is. I'll put it at a square 12. The stars kinda need to align on this.

***17***

You have successfully secured a comfortable seat on a bleacher in Springfield, just as luv is taking the field for a beer league softball game.

As it turns out, her game is modest. She's not exactly rapturing your attention, but then again she isn't shitting herself out there, either.

I seek allies to enter a quest for the Fountain of Sulfa, in the land of Cenipillin.

Unfortunately, this is out of your (and thus my) control.

However, according to my latest roll of the dice, you have successfully wanted this to happen...

Using my natural elven abilities, I am checking this thread for traps. (please roll a 6 sided die. A result of 1 or 2 means I have succeeded)

Would you like to join me on my quest for the Fountain of Sulfa? I may need to make frequent stops along the way.

since i'm in Springfield - i'd like to approach Mohillbilly's house with this to protect myself - how much is this new age trident?

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You might. What kind of weapon do you desire? What kind of coin are you carrying?

Ah, **** it. Let's keep this simple.

***17***

Congrats:

http://www.southern-gun.co.uk/user/i...TARY-3-WEB.gif

I was about to suggest SR.

He's well-armed.