How in the hell do I get this water out of my ear?
 

Kid did a cannonball and for the life of me I can't get this ear to clear. I am open to suggestions.

Poor some antifreeze in your ear.

I've seen people use some sort of ear drops to get rid of swimmer's ear before. Not sure what it's called, but its supposed to work well.

You should be able to buy these drops called 'Swim-Ear' @ any drugstore. Works great.

LMAO

With three boys and a pool we've had this come up several times over the years. You are right to want to get the water out before it infects. Swimmer's Ear hurts like ****.

You tried ClearEars earplugs?

They also make ear drops for swimmers that are basically alchohol. CVS, Walgreens, etc.



You can try this too:

If the water gets in your left ear, use your left foot to jump while pointing your left ear to the ground. Reverse for right ear.

Put a cap full of rubbing alcohol in your ear.

Properly placed ice pick allows drainage from many areas of the body.

Peroxide

A red hot poker should boil any water right the hell outta there.

Bourbon.

a few drops of hydrogen peroxide, lay on side for a few minutes.

These. I would just use the isopropyl alcohol. The alcohol will evaporate and take the water with it.