I hate when I step on mine in the shower, so annoying. Usually I throw it over my shoulder so I avoid that but some days I forget to and end up stepping on it. Really sucks

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ROFL ok Internet tough guy. Do gay porn. The dudes will dig ya :)

What the **** is this?

Go watch MTV's True Life: I'm a Porn star.

I somehow caught this at one point and it was very informative about that lifestyle.
It's not as easy as you think.

The proper question was probably if anyone on here was not bigger than you...

Yeah, everyone on ChiefsPlanet is that big - or bigger

I can get you in touch with some producers in Australia and New Zealand. A couple of questions, though... how do you feel about lanolin, and are you allergic to wool?

Dude this is the interwebs. We're all bigger than you

Everyone on Chiefsplanet has a 10" dong shorty. Sorry you are the smallest dude downstairs on the planet.

initially I thought this was a thread about him getting sucked up in some vortex and placing him in Australia .

I would have to acknowledge that you are one of the biggest dicks on the CP.

Yeah bud, I do measure at 9 inches down there. However, 9 inches isn't the length of it. My ol' elephant trunk has a diameter of 9 inches on the shaft. You have a long, hard road ahead of you if you ever want to catch up with me, bub.

sounds like a bunch of you guys are measuring from the asshole out.
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