Is anyone on here bigger than me???
 

I'm 9 inches down there.

The last chick I banged said I should do porn . I'm seriously considering it but dont know how to get my foot in the door

You should consider gay porn. Way more money.

lol nah you couldnt pay me enough to do that stuff. BUT I would consider doing solo stuff.

THere are a number of pornstars I'd love to get with
Asa Akira
London Keyes
Lana Violet
Tia Ling

basically any of the asian pornstars lol

Turn your ruler over. You have it on the cm side.

i'm just thankful I was born with a big hung cock. And not some little asian baby dick lol. I cant wait to show my big American penis to all the Japanese girls. Should be fun

dudes make squat in pron; gay pron is wher the money is.
not that I know lol.

but think of how many dudes there are in pron. I watched a documentary about it, and they call the dudes who hang around the set hoping for a chance to get in on the action 'mopes'....as in moping around.

not to mention it's a screwed up industry.

Anyone who posts messages about his dick should do gay porn. That's about as ghey as it gets.

Mine is 10". I only run a 4.4 40 tho because the damned thing gets in the way of my legs. I also only bench press 400 lbs because all the blood my cock takes up makes me light headed when I do things like lift weights or toss a football 75 yards. Having a huge cock isn't all its cracked up to be.

You're preachin' to the choir here...

You don't get to add up every time you stick it in to get a total measure. 3 thrusts does not equal 9 inches.

Make a video of you spanking it, put it on RedTube. There are porn scouts looking out for that sort of thing. They will notice you, hire you, and pay you very well.

hmm that doesnt sound like a bad idea. Thanks

Hold on on a second... is 9" big?

You're going about it wrong if you're trying to get your foot In the door.

PM Dane McCloud and you'll probably need to send him pics as proof.

I hate when I step on mine in the shower, so annoying. Usually I throw it over my shoulder so I avoid that but some days I forget to and end up stepping on it. Really sucks

:facepalm:

ROFL ok Internet tough guy. Do gay porn. The dudes will dig ya :)

What the **** is this?

Go watch MTV's True Life: I'm a Porn star.

I somehow caught this at one point and it was very informative about that lifestyle.
It's not as easy as you think.

The proper question was probably if anyone on here was not bigger than you...

Yeah, everyone on ChiefsPlanet is that big - or bigger

I can get you in touch with some producers in Australia and New Zealand. A couple of questions, though... how do you feel about lanolin, and are you allergic to wool?

Dude this is the interwebs. We're all bigger than you

Everyone on Chiefsplanet has a 10" dong shorty. Sorry you are the smallest dude downstairs on the planet.

initially I thought this was a thread about him getting sucked up in some vortex and placing him in Australia .

I would have to acknowledge that you are one of the biggest dicks on the CP.

Yeah bud, I do measure at 9 inches down there. However, 9 inches isn't the length of it. My ol' elephant trunk has a diameter of 9 inches on the shaft. You have a long, hard road ahead of you if you ever want to catch up with me, bub.

sounds like a bunch of you guys are measuring from the asshole out.
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In every conceivable way.

I before E except after C. You sumbitch!!! :D

fxd.

ROFL

Isn't that the base? What's wrong with that? I always hook the end of the tape there.

:shake:

LMAO

And this guy is an awful troll. Most likely WebGem reincarnated.

There's more to the turtle than the part sticking out from the shell.

Richard Cuckold.

I'm out...

Good call on that one.

Your trip into the green was short lived.

LMAO

dude in boot camp had a mag-lite flashlight for one.
not even exaggerating. It was a sight to be seen.

ROFL

Dude it's an innie. They don't make cameras that deep or Madonna would already be doing it.

:eek:
Let me guess, you survived by don't ask don't tell?

lol
I just remember the first few days there; the showering was done as a 'recruit carwash'. you stood in line with a dollop of Prell in your hand; walked through the first 4 shower heads to soap up, and the last 4 to rinse off. This dude walked out as I was in line, and I thought he had some sort of birth defect.

JFC. it was unreal. Looked like a baby's arm and hand holding an apple.

One of my roommates in college was like that. It kind of sucked for him because his girlfriend at the time couldn't handle it... thus he rarely got laid.

He's married with 6 kids now, though, so clearly his wife didn't have any such problems.

I think they plant one dude in every platoon to make us feel inadequate and kick off the brainwashing efficiently. I was in a lot of platoons early in my career.

LMAO
that's how you got your CP user name; chicks were afraid of you and 'it'.

Imagine having the chick stop you every two seconds from "hitting her wall".

You watch those porn stars with massive dicks and they can only get half of it inside the girl.... I'm sorry but I need my entire shaft getting action, not just half of it.

We had a kid from Louisiana by the name of Spurlock. I probably remember the names of 5 or 6 bootcamp guys. Spurlock also bunked near me and got bitten by a brown recluse and dropped into the medical unit but I'm pretty sure I remember his name for other reasons.

LMAO this thread is awesome

I remember this dudes name; "Gary" (last name").
there was another dude, whose name escapes me; white jewish dude.
he had something that looked like it was out of the Movie 'Tremors'

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...BvZTMgW_USvvWA
that's about right.

dont hate yall

I'm not trying to toot my own horn but I was blessed with a gift that women dig. Some women cant handle it but most love it

A friend of a friend got divorced because his wife couldn't take it all. True story.

The guy in our platoon was named Martex, we just called him MX. I swear he could touch the bottom of a big gulp cup with that thing

That water is cold. And deep.

same deal w/a friend of mine...problem was, they were married 3 years and had a kid before she told him why she was leaving him.
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WHOA...whoa...whoa...whoa.... Don't get a "head" of yourself, homeslice. Most of us, I'm sure are not hating. In fact, I think the over-whelming majority of us feels sorry for you and your microscopic (in comparison to most of our's) penis.

Tyler Bray is bigger.

lol at the neg reps I've been receiving. Esp the one asking me for "pics or GTFO". I sure hope that was a chick haha

AphexPhin may be the worst poster I've ever seen.

my suggestion would be to get rid of the metric ruler. 9 cm isn't that big.

Aphex is the dude you catch peeking at your junk in the urinal "to see where he stacks up".

I think it's funny when you read a terrible post like the OP and then see that it was edited. So, the end result was actually after reconsidering what was written the first time.

pics or....nevermind thats as ghey as starting a thread about how "big" your weenis is on a board thats 98% dudes

Evidently Phobia isn't, and it made him angry.

i thought he only had 9 inches?

Big meany.

ROFL For ****'s sake...

It's certainly up for debate, but ya.

Did you start measuring from your butthole?

ROFLROFLROFL
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Yeah, he was horrible. What was even more horrible were the posters in his "IMA BANG SOME JAPANESE SLUTS WIT MY BIG ONE" thread that were wasting their time conversing with an obvious shit-bag troll.

'U GOTTA GO TO USUCKE****E ISLAND DUDE. THATS WHERE DA BABES R!!!"

i bet youve taken over 9000 inches of cock in your ass , several inches at a time

Not to brag but yeah I'm pretty hung.

Looks like we need a revote for Douche of the year....could Dane have the shortest reign ever?