Would you rather have...
 

Pick one upgrade to your pathetic self.

Tom Cruise has talent? What is it? Smiling?

Out of the items listed, I guess I'll have to go with Al.

Uh I already got that Peter North one checked and I don't want to be a midget like Tom Cruise...I think I'll go with Bo Jackson.

I went with Bo but then I remember how often the dude was injured. By then the page updated with my vote.

I make a comfortable living, I'm happy with my current intelligence level, and I have two good hips. I'm also happily married, but I went with the big thingy so I could be even more happily married.

Bill Gates' money

Option 5: Nothing too extravagant...a pair of legs that worked.

Wish I could help you out, Mike. Any hope for on down the road? Aren't you the guy in the RTV accident at the dunes?

Bo. That guy will be remembered forever. The rest are just a flash in the pan.

LMAO

Einstein was a "flash in the pan".

No $hit dude, I wish I could help. I have what I consider to be a major disability, but all of my mechanics work, the controller just malfunctions occasionally.

His theories wound up as a "flash in Japan"?

Who?

Where is the ''Clayton Wendler Bowel Movement'' option?

I voted for the Einstein option. I could really find some use for the extra 2 or 3 IQ points gained, I'm sure.