What's 21 inches tall, made of bronze, weighs 60 pounds, and costs $5,000?
 

This sweet piece of ass right HERE:

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=4489&sku=7174

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/mas_asset...ress01-001.jpg

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/mas_asset...ress07-001.jpg

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/mas_asset...ress08-001.jpg

You need help.

Laid is more like it. Edit: By a female!

At this point, beggars can't be choosers.

When i think of Claythan i think of the "40 Year old Virgin" only dorkier.

Nah. I don't even play WoW.

That's gonna happen at about exactly the same time I play QB for the Chiefs.

A dildo for the goatse man?

When I think of Claython, I think of the computer nerd version of "Rainman" .

From the movie.

Thats pretty cool, but certainly not $5000 worth of cool.

My old roomate had one of those Darth Vader voice boxes. Pretty cool.

:spock:

You drive a Miata...............don't you.

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We been dancin' with
Mr. Brownstar
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone

I used ta do a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta get a little better
Said a little better than before
I used ta do a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta get a little better
Said a little better than before

My weiner?

So you're letting goatboy drool on your weiner?