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listopencil 05-30-2012 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Satanic Goat (Post 8646422)
In deepish woods, by a creek, with a full moon. In the springtime, or summer. NEVER in winter, because good luck staying hard in the cold.

You'll climax extremely hard.

Outdoor Winter sex is great.

Phobia 05-30-2012 12:17 AM

Good Lord - I used to do it everywhere. First thing I did when I got a new car was break it in. Now neither of my vehicles has been broken in and I've driven both 5+ years. My wife has turned into such a prude.

Lumpy 05-30-2012 12:19 AM

Wichita sucks for that. Small town park... bring a blanket... find a baseball diamond... keep an eye out for the fuzz.

Hammock Parties 05-30-2012 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8646428)
My wife has turned into such a prude.

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malachi47000 05-30-2012 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8646432)
Wichita sucks for that. Small town park... bring a blanket... find a baseball diamond... keep an eye out for the fuzz.

tell me about it...we are out here in the middle of nowhere!

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-30-2012 12:22 AM

My ex-wife and I once drove 85 miles naked... at night yes... but we drove through a few towns with plenty of lights. Then we did it in the car when we got home. Now I can't stand her. Woot.

Phobia 05-30-2012 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Satanic Goat (Post 8646434)

I was tapping ass 3x a day while you were still a 300 lbs 5th grader. You. Can't. Post. That. At. Me.

Phobia 05-30-2012 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8646438)
My ex-wife and I once drove 85 miles naked... at night yes... but we drove through a few towns with plenty of lights. Then we did it in the car when we got home. Now I can't stand her. Woot.

I think I'm talented because I can have oral sex with a female while she's driving. That's a road trip.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-30-2012 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8646453)
I think I'm talented because I can have oral sex with a female while she's driving. That's a road trip.

:clap:

Hammock Parties 05-30-2012 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8646452)
I was tapping ass 3x a day while you were still a 300 lbs 5th grader. You. Can't. Post. That. At. Me.

I didn't get fat til HS, but you were probably tapping even more ass then.

BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER

DaFace 05-30-2012 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8646411)
My college gf and I had sex on the "natural stage" at Peter Pan Park in Emporia KS. Really well hidden especially at night. Totally naked in a public place rocks.

I know that stage well (though apparently not as well as you). Now I feel kind of dirty.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-30-2012 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 8646460)
I know that stage well (though apparently not as well as you). Now I feel kind of dirty.

You know what's funny? 20 years later we still talk on a regular basis. Peter Pan Park used to be a great place. Last time I was there I was disappointed at how it had been taken care of. That place meant a lot to me in my youth.

Phobia 05-30-2012 12:55 AM

My ex-gf was a long-jumper so the very next girl wanted to christen the long jump pit at the track. That was fun until the cop spot-lighted us.

Phobia 05-30-2012 12:56 AM

Did a girl on the roof of her parent's church one time.

Hammock Parties 05-30-2012 12:56 AM

please write some penthouse letters, phil


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