Regrettable things you've said to significant others
 

The discussion in another thread got me thinking that this might be a fun one.

What are some ill-advised things you have said to your wife/ladyfriend/life partner/whatever? How did she react? How long and how severely did she exact her revenge?

I remember years ago trying to find an artful way to tell a woman who asked my opinion between two dresses that the reason I liked one better than the other was because it was more flattering around the waist and hips. She was a pretty girl and there was nothing wrong with her figure at all, but she asked why I liked dress A better than dress B, and without thinking I said that the striped one looked like the stripes were "stretchy" around the hips and the other one, the solid one was more flattering and looked really good on her.

Luckily I only had to pay with a bewildered "Why are you crying?" conversation for that one.

"Will you marry me?" :LOL:

I don't say mean things that echo in heads for eternity.

Except here.

I play it safe and try to talk to the Mrs as little as possible

Oh come on suck it like you mean it... That arrangment didn't last much longer needles to say

As we were getting ready to go somewhere recently...

"So...if you wore an outfit that I really didn't like at all, would you want me to tell you?"

So to carry this to its conclusion: She said "yes" and her revenge was quite protracted.

This struck me funny in a thread about marriage.

"No, its not the pants that make your azz look fat"

After a night of drinking and her talking about how she has gained weight:

"Do you think I've gained weight since we met?"

"Yes"

I love you

It'll be 20 years in May. (and yes...it was a smartass post to this thread).

Suck me beautiful

:LOL: I just called myself needle dick. I blame it on Friday the 13th