For you Office Dwellers
 

The end of the year is near and I need to invest in the office. Besides the usual answer of hookers and cocaine, what should I blow the end of my year budget on? It's use it or lose it folks, plus my bosses want their taxes to go down. Suggestions welcome. What has made your office, cubicle, break room, etc, more enjoyable?

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Coffee machines. The more, the merrier.

hookers and blow

Air hockey table

red boston staplers

Can you do any charity stuff with those funds?

I have a regulation sized basketball court in my office.

Pilot G2 Fine Point, Black Gel Ink Pens, Box of 12

Office jobs are for pussies.

Posters of Taylor swift.

Used panties from Haitian prostitutes. Frame 'em, and put 'em like art.

The ones I've met don't wear panties.

A good hot beverage station. Not just a Keurig, but something that'll do everything from a capuccino to hot tea or whatever.

Aids dispenser :shrug:

A glory hole