Smoke checking in. And I'm already drunk...

we seem to be hitting the ball well tonight....couple of unlucky shots but still hitting it hard

Butler sucks.

Hosmer continues to hit the ball well.

Game thread seems a little dead tonight.

Coach is reporting in, late, but better late than never.

Will the rain holds off enough for us to get this one in?

Yes. Probably no delay either.

0-16.

Lay off that damn slider....

And we'll have at least a slight delay here...

Why don't more stadiums use the tractor to pull the tarp?

Way to go Yankees grounds crew. ****ing up the game. If this shit gets canceled I'm driving to New York and kicking Robinson Cano in the nuts... just because

God these NY clowns suck dirty monkey ball sacks covered in ticks!

NYY groundscrew is so inept as St. Louis....