So what makes you think people in Oklahoma have low IQs?

Cop to boy: "Boy, urine one heap o' trouble!"

the kid isn't above the law

The police chief stepped in and dropped the whole thing, as well as apologized. Good for him.

http://www.newson6.com/story/2002436...ination-ticket

Uhhh .... I'm glad they corrected that deal ...

But, do you guys hear a strange, Satanic whisper at the 1:00 minute mark of that video? I can't make out the words exactly, but it sounds a little like, "She wants it back ...". Who is she? And what does she want back? I'm a little freaked out right now.

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Shit I piss outside all the time. I would almost rather piss outside lol.
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LMAO

bueno.

Peeing outside is perfectly natural. So, of course, is running naked through wooded areas with a sharp stick in search of food. I prefer not to make a habit of it, though.

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I was leaving the other morning to take my 8 year old to school, when the neighbor who is a police officer, came out and asked if she could "have a talk with me". She wants to know if I could tell my son not to pee outside because she smells urine on the side of her house. I don't smell anything, but of course I told her I would take care of it and make sure it didn't happen again.

I get in truck and lecture him about not doing that, he swears he didn't do that, has no idea what she is talking about etc.

I didn't believe him. Told him not to lie or argue with me, got him all upset before he even started his day.

Hours later her husband (local prosecuting attorney) came over and asked me what his wife said to me. After I told him, he said he was really mad at her for that, because he said it was actually their two dogs that go on that side. I guess she is not a detective. I had assumed she saw him do it to come to me like that.

He got taken out to his favorite place to eat that night.

$2500?

It was only a $230 ticket in Greene County back in 1982...

This kid has the makings of a future Pizza driver.

I guess they are in for a real pissing match with the police.

Wow...they actually fired the dude who wrote the ticket.

http://newsok.com/piedmont-officer-i...rticle/3730380

I doubt a douche bag this big crossed the line for the first time.