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not a creepy line...but by far the best one from either of my kids.
my son was a wee little feller and mom hollers "Frank! your son needs you." he'd just got out of the tub. I walk in there and he grabs his weiner, pulls it upwards and emphatically points at his testicles and says "Dad....what's these ball thingys?" ROFL |
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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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My daughter, when she was about four: "Daddy, where do the Wind People go after dark?"
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I don't believe in anything I can't see and I've never seen a ghost. I don't believe in paranormal stuff.
That said... I have no clue what the ethereal world holds that we are ignorant of. I do believe that adults block themselves from things and that very small children and animals are dialed into things that we adults just refuse to see or know. What the reality of that is, I have no clue. But anything is possible. |
My niece constantly wants to see me on a webcam. That's pretty creepy when I consider the kind of girls I usually see on webcams.
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My daughter was asking my wife for a kitten, to which my wife replied "We can't get a cat because daddy has very bad allergies around cats." My daughter then says, "When daddy dies can we get a cat?"
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When I was four I would get night terrors bad. My mother said I would whimper and say, "I see skeletons everywhere"
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A while back I walked into my 2yr old son's room and he was playing and jabbering. It's not uncommon....
I listened a little bit and then walked in and asked him what he was doing and he said "talking to the guy". He talks to the guy or about the guy quite a bit lately. That's not the ironic part. When I was 2-4 years old I had a friend too. His name was "the guy". |
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