Bang!
 

Killed you, just now.

Gun got away from me there, sorry about that.

How long is it going to take someone to realize you died right there, in your computer chair?

Right away? In the morning? In a week?

Person who would be discovered after the most realistic amount of time wins this thread.

I'd be discovered in the morning by my roommate, by the way.

I probably won't win.

I'd be discovered by my uncle.

I was going for my 4th time jacking off. I had veins in my head popping out legs kicking. I felt light headed and i fainted I was found by parents. So I guess it would probably be my parents. I fishished btw I think..

Did the bang make a real sound? If so, wife is now standing over me crying and looking around, terrified. Dog is barking, kettle whistling. Car alarm going off, neighbor yelling. Somewhere in a dark alley, a clown releases a balloon, signifying the loss of childhood innocence.

I would be discovered by a co-worker at 6:30am.

How the hell am I winning this? I'd be discovered the VERY NEXT MORNING.

Nobody would be an undiscovered corpse longer?

15 minutes, before one of my sisters came asking for a ride somewhere and discovered my bloody corpse.

Assuming that you didn't use a silencer, I suppose that my fiancee in the next room would be immediately awakened by the shot, or the monitor glass breakage.

Probably within 15 minutes by my son because he needs to use the computer to google PS2 cheats.

2-3 days. Depends on if my mom skips calling me tomorrow. She calls tomorrow. I don't answer. She calls Saturday. I don't answer. She calls dad to see if he's heard from me. He says no. She freaks. She talks dad into coming by here to check on me. He sees my car in the parking lot, but I don't answer the door. He has a key, so he comes in.

This is all pushed back one day if my mom waits until Saturday to call.

Rethinking. My boss would get pretty worried when I don't show to work at 3:15 tomorrow afternoon. Could be as early as tomorrow evening.

The beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX will discover my lifeless form about 5:00 am.

I wonder how she'll feel about the whole thing? I may have too much life insurance.

FAX

Tommorow evening because I wouldn't be at work. And I've never missed work.

If I didn't answer a text from my fiance while she was at work for few hours, she would be calling me. If I didn't answer that she would come home and check on me.

So, I'd say about three hours in the afternoon. If it was in the a.m. when I would be sleeping, probably five hours.