**KC Yosts @ Chi White Sux 7/22**
 

Maybe Butler can stay out of the DP tonight

YES YES YES

We got this. Thanks for answering my wishes!

Oh ****. Who changed your name back?!

It's called transcendence, Lew

I'm there in my Yost player shirt

Go Yosts!

Abreu is out. Y'all got this. Congrats

Lose again. Selling this season is best long term

Where you sitting at so we can keep our eyes open for you?

getting 2 singles is an accomplishment on this team, the only positive thing they have to talk about in the pregame is alex gordons 2 hit game

OK, let's see if the player-only meeting gets us a win!

Dayton Moore talking about how players need to not put too much pressure on themselves again.

**** you, these players don't seem to be trying hard enough imo

organization is one giant pussy

Not to be cruel, but does Alex Gordon have a little crazy-eye in his left eye? It seems to drift away from where the right eye is looking...

Seriously, did you complain about it to get it changed back?

Yea it's always drifting to see his Ms. Missouri wife!

LMAO, yeah, right:

Cain: "Billay, can you please hit the ball in the air?"
Billay: "Hey man, it's the shifts. Why don' you quit swinging at pitches out of the zone?"
Gordon: "Why don't you, Billay?"
Hosmer: "I'm better than all ya'll so **** off or I'll get you Seitzer'd"
Shields: "If you guys would stop making errors, maybe we'd win, Esky!"
Esky: "**** all of you pussies, I've started every ****ing game this season, you soft bitches"
Yost: "We need a leader, God damn it!"
The rest of the team: "Aren't you supposed to be the ****ing Manager, A.K.A. the Leader?"