Friday night on the planet! yee haw!

I know a guy that got fired for ****ing a housewife and almost getting caught...some minor theft stories, but I'm mostly a straight shooter, so I don't get told a lot of those things...I'm not a snitch, but I try to do my job by the book and some probably think I would say something.
You'd be surprised what happens sometimes.

I've gotten a few blowjob "tips" from lonely housewives and other gals over the last few years.

There have been a whole lot of times when I knew I could probably make a suggestion and the gal would jump on it, but I value my career. Probably close to a hundred if I really want to think about it.

Lots of desperate housewives that seem to get turned on by having it be just them and me in their bedroom...I'm just always scared of getting caught or that it was some kind of test.

That's one thing that can get you blacklisted.

Back on topic. Heres the first measurable negative on Barkley

arm length: 30 5/8"

5'9"

It's probably better we're getting pictures of a hand measuring contest instead of a dick measuring contest

I think he set up a rendezvous for later, then drove there in the company car, ****ed her, got drunk, then ran the car off in a ditch.

What the ****? I picked the wrong career.

No joke! That is what I was thinking when I read that!

Just measured. My hand span is 9 5/8.

less than ideal height is bound to knock me out of the 3rd round, and I'm a little old for a rookie.

For the right person, it can be somewhat financially rewarding, too. I made 72k at DTV my last year there...that's a damn good wage for Iowa...and as I've shared, I've made a few significant connections, too. On top of that, I got insurance for close to nothing, free tv and Sunday ticket, drove a company van and get a paid cell phone.

The negatives are there, too...we work in damn near anything...I have to occasionally go where nobody wants to (though if one has the right tools and intellect, it's often possible to avoid those situations) working 6 day work weeks, you have to take unwarranted abuse at times and its a profession that tend to burn people out.

I work for this retailer because I can set my own schedule and basically work only when I want to and how much I want to. If I want a week off, I take it...if I only want to work till 230 everyday, I can. If I want to work till 7 or 8 every day and make 3k in a week, I can.

I know some Vietnamese guys that make well over 100k a year just as installers.

Make sure you only **** the ones that cough.

Here are all the measurements. The surprise to me was how short Barkley's arms are.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/cor88b/qbs.png

Why does a QB's arm length really matter at all? They aren't receivers, pass rushers, or OL? I realize you have to throw over the top of the line, but most of them use a 3/4 delivery anyway.

You guys act like only professional athletes can have big hands. Lol

NFL Network...two things

Did Kurt Warner get an eyebrow lift?

LaDanian Tomlinson.....why? :facepalm: