You'll be satisfied. The wintery Gold Bond angels work round the clock to ensure your apricots are dry and fresh all day long.

It's a life changing revelation. That's for sure. I have 3 kinds of Gold Bond now. The regular, yellow-orange bottle, for days that call for a mild ball dusting. The teal bottle, for days where I know I'll have to work in the heat. And of course the blue bottle, which is just for feet.

I find I use the teal bottle more often than anything else. Even on days where I don't do anything strenuous. Sometimes I just enjoy that feeling like I just teabagged a glacier.

No. I don't know if I just didn't use enough, apply it properly, or what. I sweat a lot. It'll be trial and error I guess.

I suggest keeping a small bottle with you. It's better to apply it at different times during the day, rather than just using a shitload all at once. DO NOT use too much at once. You'll feel like you raped Frosty the Snowman.

My job dictates that's not possible. However, things are going much more smoothly now that I've had some trial and error. My balls enjoy the feeling of raping Frosty. My boxers enjoy that as well throughout the day. My life has changed for the better. All because I now powder my balls. #Whodathunkit?

I thought it looked familar.

oh, and by the way....I use 100% pure cocaine on mine. That's how I roll

That's actually a pretty good way to get your balls sucked.

LMAO

just don't do it in the men's locker room after a work out.

Speaking of powder, the White Sox home opener just started and the grounds crew screwed up the batters-boxes so they're redoing them mid-game. WTF, have you ever seen something like this?

another good alternative is Glade carpet powder.

They should just make the batters boxes and 1st/3rd base lines out of ball powder. Then if the players need to freshen up their foul balls, it's right there for them.

I've gotten to where I just use the teal bottle. I gave up on the yellow. The teal does the same job but jack frost bj's everyday is to great to pass up.

Yes

I rub Copenhagen on mine, I want my balls chewed on, not sucked.