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lcarus 04-08-2012 10:24 PM

One of the testimonials from that site went something like "I sit in a cubicle all day in a crappy pleather chair. By the end of the day, the smell of my balls basically punches my girlfriend in the nose. Powdering my balls has been a godsend." lmao

Thig Lyfe 04-08-2012 11:17 PM

Who doesn't like the smell of his own ball sweat?

dmahurin 04-08-2012 11:41 PM

http://i.qkme.me/69ww.jpg

dmahurin 04-08-2012 11:47 PM

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4060/goldbond.gif

jspchief 04-08-2012 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rick (Post 8526977)
According to Urban Dictionary...

"use blue to experience 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Bond+Your+Boys

ROFL

I said this earlier in the thread. The blue stuff is for your feet, which clearly have a higher pain threshold than your crotch.

I'd rather pack my junk in a snowball than use the blue again.

Baby Lee 04-09-2012 06:35 AM

http://www.movieweb.com/video/HU27aa34RIQx53

Liquid heat on jock straps, featuring the late great John Goodman

lcarus 04-09-2012 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8527075)

ROFLROFL

Chief Pote 04-09-2012 09:39 AM

I use the stuff...but only in my shoes in the summer time. :harumph:

Setsuna 04-09-2012 09:52 AM

Take a shower.

lcarus 04-09-2012 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8527334)
Take a shower.

A shower makes your balls fresh. The powder keeps your balls fresh. It's like peanut butter & jelly. Shower & nut powder.

Setsuna 04-09-2012 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8527345)
A shower makes your balls fresh. The powder keeps your balls fresh. It's like peanut butter & jelly. Shower & nut powder.

ROFL

Garcia Bronco 04-09-2012 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8524973)
I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?

This. It sounds like most of you need to open up your stance a little.

Crush 04-09-2012 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 8527403)
This. It sounds like most of you need to open up your stance a little.

Try to take my Gold Bond from my cold dead hands.

Crush 04-09-2012 11:06 AM

To those of you who do not powder your balls,

Your balls secretly hate you.

arrwheader 04-09-2012 01:18 PM

This is just another de-manning of the man race although im sure some of you have been talcin up your sack for years now, any chick who's gettin down on my three piece mongoose is gonna woman up and enjoy that sweet salty savage sack taste, it shows commitment


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