Ball Powder
 

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

I usually use Gold Bond. It tingles a little at first. Then it builds up and feels like you just got your balls sucked by the abominable snowman after he drank a shamrock shake and smoked a carton of Newports

LMAO Rep.

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It's like my balls dressed poorly and went on a ski trip.

I'm a Gold Bond guy... nobody wants swamp ass.

Although I really wanted to make the "Johnson's baby powder, and Cool Water cologne" reference.

But I guess it's better for my ball sack to feel like it got locked in a meat freezer for a week than for it to smell like I just sodomized Swamp Thing after he ate an enchilada tv dinner.

I used some Gold Bond a while back and had sex with my girlfriend. Her labia stuck to my sack like a 5 year old boy trying to lick frost off a ski pole. It was an awkward situation.

I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?

Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.

Who want's to bet listopencil's daughter is secretly checking this thread out? Anyone? No one?

Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.

Amen. Nobody likes bat wings in the summer.

I think its time to bump some explicit threads from the past

This

Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.

Yep, can't add much to this. For the record, I've been using this, though I might research that monkey butt powder.

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Its also hilarious, how these companies try to advertise their product very vaguely, as "body powder", or alternatively for sheets before sleeping, and that it provides "freshness", but everyone knows its ball powder. Who the hell sprinkles this stuff in their bed?

I'm a veteran ball powderer now. I use my brother's girlfriends makeup brush to apply it. Otherwise it can get messy.

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It's got nothing to do with urine really lol. It's for sweat. You don't ever get batwings when it's hot out? You use deodorant for your armpits right? Well this is basically the armpit of an obese giant, with an asshole and cock&balls an inch in either direction.

Well, in general, if it didn't smell down there, a romantic female companion might be more willing to expose their nose to that area...

Plus if you use her makeup powder, she can powder her nose and suck you off at the same time. Win win.

Get you some Fresh Balls.

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I'm starting to wonder if Icarus is a mult.. LMAO

It's like the rush you get from eating a York Peppermint Patty. You feel re-energized. Like nothing can stop you in your endeavors. You're a superhero basically. With fresh testicles.

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WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!

double :facepalm: :facepalm:

She doesn't know. :evil:

My balls smell like her face and her face smells like...my balls. :D

Plus I get to feel kinda artsy as I do it.

This thread has given me a new outlook on life. I'm gonna start a company that makes ball powder. I'm gonna call it Chowder Powder. I don't feel like anyone's really cornered that market yet. I feel like with the right marketing techniques and a good brand of ball dust that will knock your undies off, I can take home the testicle hygiene treasure.

are you insinuating two women powder your balls? Those look like 2 left hands to me.

(public service message)

Women: Yes, you. I know there aren't many on chiefs planet, but if you are one of the few, listen up.

If you notice that your significant other is scratching at his crotch in public or "adjusting" more than should be normal, then he might need ball powder. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, this is not common knowledge in our society. You gals all seem to know everything you ever need to know (and we have absolutely NO interest in) about your plumbing, but that isn't always the case on the other side of the gender gap.

Also - WARNING: If you use a generous amount of ball powder, keep your junk away from open flames. Your genitals could go up like the Scarecrow insulting the Wicked Witch of the West. "How bout a little fire scarecrow!" It's dangerous stuff.

You don't need that make-up brush or anything. Just get a big handfull of that powder and take it from the back to the front. Takes like two seconds. You'll be happy you did it.

That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.

That's why we have brooms.

That's why we have brothers girlfriends makeup brushes. :)

Point taken.

ROFL

I've done that before.

I also do the back to forth but I do it in the bathtub so I can just rinse the excess powder away.

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Peppermint Patty sensation without crop dusting the floor when wearing boxers.

I just use baby powder.
It works wonders.

ROFLROFLROFL

That's a classic!!!

Up until now, I've done the same, but I might have to look into this Gold Bond stuff.

Ricky Stanzi's balls don't take a powder
they hang in there

I use Gold Bond Xtra Lotion on the Hasidick Rabbi, it's like a fresh scented pomade.

Baby powder? Nothing says "sexy" like smelling like a diaper.

BTW, when using gold bond, make sure to not use the foot powder (blue bottle) on your beans. The cooling effect is a little more intense than a set marbles is equipped for.

I wish I could find something with more of a male scent, like talcum powder back in the day. I think that's a market Axe needs to tap.

Holy shit. I came in here to laugh, and I'm leaving a ball powderer. Thanks Icarus. I like tic tacs. I'm sure my balls will too.

Sometimes a thread is right in a guy's wheelhouse. For Icarus, sack powder is his milieu.

This thread is the Gold Bond of threads.

Varget

Don't need powder if you free ball
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Huh? I guess I never even knew they made "ball powder." That would have been nice to know when I was on a few of those 30 mile plus trail rides, when my twins bouncing off the side of a saddle, like I was in a chinese ping pong tournament.

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.

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I only use it if I have been on a long motorcycle ride and my leathers are riding up my ass crack.

[QUOTE=Baby Lee;8525184]The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.


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I'm really surprised that more men don't powder. I've always thought that most men do.

Hell the first time I went all brazilian, I powdered up too because I wasn't used the skin on skin and it irritated me.

I saw that monkey butt powder at Ace Hardware one day, and it took all I had to refrain from buying it for my husband. I just liked how it was placed on the counter at the hardware store lol.

Dear men: Please do something about your ball stank. I don't want a mouthful of powder, but I can guarantee you I'd take that over your swamp ass smell/taste any day.

Oh I almost forgot about that. If you're a shaver, powder is imperative. When it starts feeling like you have a cactus between your legs, powder that puppy up.

See what I mean? The market is far from cornered. That's a good quote for an ad right there. I mean, sure it's hilarious, but it's also true. I think all men are entitled to have a fresh pair of pills. The anti-monkey butt is just terrible marketing. It almost seems like something you'd get at a joke shop or something. Plus, who wants to carry Anti-Monkey Butt up to the register? You might as well advertise over the store mic "My crotch smells like cottage cheese that's been in a greenhouse for a year"

Interesting thread. I have never powdered my balls but it might be time to start thinking about it. :hmmm:

I started about a year ago. I never used to get really bad batwings, and never used to smell like a buffalo that just ran the Boston marathon. But I guess the older (and fatter) I get, the more uncomfortable it gets down there. I used to just do it in the summer, but I figured, why not have this minty freshness ALL YEAR LONG? Now even in December I feel cool, refreshed, and ready to kick ass for the day.

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Sone of you guys should powder your asses as well.

I'd end up farting in public and they'd think I was a terrorist.

Does the lotion keep you dry as well as the powder though? I hadn't heard of the lotion variety before. :hmmm:

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This is the only ball powder I use.

Christ, I never realized I was such a huge proponent of powdering testicles. Of all the things I could be an advocate of, why this? Saving the environment, cancer research, better education funding? NOPE. A dry, cool, comfortable scrotum is what I wish for society.

Every cause needs an advocate. We can't all be mother Teresa.

Never thought about it until I started running recently. Chaffing is a bitch....used baby powder, have to check out the gold bond!

"You gotta get up, and wash yer nuts,
You gotta get up, and wash yer nuts,
And then you powder yer nuts."

Alright so I need the "how to" thread on this. Do I just shower, put on my underwear, then dump some powder on all of it? Put it in my hand and apply just to my berries?

Gold Bond FTW

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It's not rocket surgery.

To my fellow Gold Bonders,

Do you use the yellow or green bottle?

Seriously though, I thought everyone used Gold Bond or something similar. I bet you guys are itching like crazy by the end of the day.

Yellow.

Yellow for me as well. Although, the green bottle promises that extra kick. I may have to try out some green.

The yellow is like a nice spring breeze. The green bottle is like the blizzard of 1888 in your undies.

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You had me at 1888.

LMAO

Lewdog.... this explains it.

That comedian had a good point that nobody has brought up yet. That green bottle Gold Bond shit will take out any bacteria or fungus. So it's like an anti-fungal Tic Tac for your nuts.

Also, to the 1 female that voted "I am female and highly amused by this", I'm highly amused that you find this amusing considering you all douche with a liquid that makes your twat smell like a cedar closet.