Random photos from my childhood
 

Remember those guys you picked on in school? This is what their photo album looks like.

Observe young, pale-faced GoChiefs drinking tea with annoying Jehovah's Witness kids. I think the one on the far left fancies me. My sisters are also in shot.

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This is me, in Scotland, with our Doberman. He's dead now. I am pictured wearing the only pair of Nikes I can recall owning.

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This is our first house, in Portlethen, Scotland. Chief (same dog) is guarding the front door - censored.

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This is our second house in Newtonhill, Scotland. I am in the background, doing hard labor in the back yard as my mother laughs maniacally.

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The stairs from Newtonhill. This photo shows the beginning of my "Dick Tracy/Pirates" phase. I think I still have that shirt somewhere.

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More coming...

That dog in pic 2 is checking out your package, i thought this was a family forum.

FYP

You are such a great poster.

Why did you live in Scotland? Dad in the military?

Looks like that flower pot in front of the house contains weed.

Even better - Halliburton. They flew us to America every summer. :D

COMING TO AMERICA! This is my grandmother's house, at a garage sale. Note my fixation on the gameboy. This will become a theme. In shot are my cousin and sister.

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I couldn't put down that damn gameboy. While cousin, grandfather and sisters mugged for the camera, I tried to reach Level 4, or someshit.

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The addiction grows. I am enraptured by the NES at my Uncle's house in Oregon. Also, it was in this room that I first viewed Star Wars...

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...on the horrible little TV set pictured here. Also, Star Trek. My uncle appears. Note the Dick Tracy shirt.

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This is my "49ers/shaved head" phase. Also, red socks. The house is my father's parents.

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Welcome to Leavenworth. The one in the greater northwest. Also, Kansas City Chiefs. And horrible, horrible socks.

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This thread really should be labeled as NSFW.

haha your dad is wearing a days of thunder shirt

Uncle. Uncle.

My dad will appear later.

you have large ankles. nttawwt

i flip flop between the biggest narcissist on this board.....goatsex...hootie....hootie....goatsex...

Welcome to Carrollton, Texas. Where we eat donuts. By the artifical pond. And make complete asses of ourselves by flashing the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper" sign. Note my blue Texas Rangers shirt. I liked baseball a lot more back then.

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Go Chiefs - in Colorado. And tuck your jeans into your shoes, son. It looks rad. I bet I unwittingly pissed off a bunch of Broncos fans by wearing that shirt.

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Let's go to school with our pants hitched way the hell up. Thanks, Mom. Our backyard in Carrollton. I cleaned that pool hundreds of times.

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And what did we DO at McCoy Elementary? We won student of the week or some shit like that. Unfortunately, I won the award in the middle of our renaissance festival, or something. I look kind of like a cross between Han Solo, Indiana Jones and a puritan. WHAT THE **** IS THAT HAIRCUT?

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Let's all go to middle school. And tuck our batman shirts into our underwear, while still hitching our pants way the hell up. Hey, look! Chief is still alive.

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This is my room during high school. Isn't the decor lovely? Elvis Grbac photos are hanging to my left. Joe Montana is on the closet door.

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And a horrible, horrible body.