The top 5 signs an astronaut has gone nuts
 

Did this on the show this morning. Thought some might get a kick out of it. Others can just tell me I'm a dumass.

The top 5 signs an astronaut has gone nuts...

5) changes his last name from Aldrin to Lightyear

4) Her plan for an alternative-fuel lunar landing involves a fiddle-playing cat and a cow with strong hind legs

3) wears diapers so he won't miss any of the "I Dream of Jeannie" marathon

2) constantly acts out 'I'm a Little Teapot" with the shuttle's robotic arm

... and the number 1 sign an astronaut has gone nuts.......

1) had unprotected sex with Paris Hilton!


bud-um-bump...

meh

You're fired. No posts for you for 1 year.

:spock:

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Are you a bell-ringer? ;) :p

While on an astroid, he mounts a nuke like it was a horse and says he just wanted to feel the power between his legs.

astro-nuts... self-explanatory...

you made me laugh so hard, i think i might have lost twenty pounds...

Did you get that from Bitman? yikes!

6. Insists on buzzing cattle during landing glide.

7. Constantly criticizes Neil Armstrong for only taking small step for man instead of big one.

8. Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus", then flew space shuttle to Venus to kidnap another astronaut's girlfriend.

9. During public relations tour of Slovenia, thought she had landed on the Planet of the Apes.

10. Missing for three weeks in Rio, claimed that orders were to report to Cape Carnival.

Armageddon

There is no saving this thread...
I give you an "A" for effort though.

Hell, I thought # 1 was a wacky doctor named Dr. Smith.

Or better yet claiming he / she came from Alpha Centauri............