Paris Jackson Attempts Suicide
 

Like we didn't know, the Jackson clan is ****ed up.

Michael Jackson's daughter Paris is bat shit crazy and attempts suicide.

Too bad, she's kinda cute.

It'd hit it, when she's 18.


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What a dumb ****ing thread.

Not as dumb as you.

She "wants to marry a cowboy"... i reeeally like that about her, God knows a teenager isnt built to handle the pressure of being who she is.

She OWNS the Beatles publishing rights.

Can you imagine that?

Found out Stephen Fry of all people tried, and came dangerously close to succeeding, to commit suicide last year. Got off meds, mixed sleeping pills and alcohol, passed out and fell breaking four ribs [though that didn't rouse him]. Manager found him in time and rushed him to hospital.

I can't imagine living like them. No privacy at all. Ever.

It would be like living in prison because you basically can't go out anywhere.

From an article I read I guess her and her brother pretty much watched their dad die and word is the family didn't get them any help after it all (the Jackson family is selfish and messed up themselves obviously) hence them being screwed up.

the guy from futurama?
no shit?

Dr. House's comedy partner

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22797866

Partially owns them.

Not the entire catalog.

YOUR HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE BRO

I ****ing love your posts man. You wanna chill at Pizza Hut or some shit? Maybe pick up some fat girls?

LET'S DO IT BRO

I WANNA KNEAD A FATTY'S DOUGH WIT MY SAUSAGE COCK

ROFL