I don't like the way he looks at me when I get out of the shower. makes me so uncomfortable I can't dry my legs

I think my cat, Koshka, is gay. He just sits and stares at me longingly sometimes. hahah. I guess I have to euthanize him. :-(

Dogs aren't gay, dogs are just dogs.

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Dog was probably trying to dominate the other dog. It's probably best that this dipshit gave him up for adoption because he obviously doesn't know anything about dog behavior.

interesting that people have copied it

What some people can come up w/ when left to their own devices never ceases to amaze me.

as DICE would say "if you could lick your own nuts you wouldn't leave the house"

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them".[2](Leviticus 20:13 KJV)

Kill gays, apparently...

Should have just used antifreeze.

On himself yeah.

Leviticus is from the Hebrew Bible...but I question the accuracy of the KJV just like I would any translated document.

You are going to die. You, and your little dog, too....

Levitcus also says no pork, no seafood, and no haircuts (that includes shaving).

I was at a house party one night. And the Host's have this little poodle mix dog that humps everybodies legs whenever they walk by. I looked at him and said,
"Do you know how to stop your dog from humping peoples legs? Suck his dick!"