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Population control. Illegal fishing so I don't feel too bad for them. Tigers gotta eat.
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So there am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Guy shouldn't have been on a boat in East India. Serves him right.
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Wow. Who would have guessed that tigers like Indian food.
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This has been a big problem in the Sunderbans for several years.
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Bonchan from Japan best Sagat in the world. One of the best players in the world too! |
Happens to me all the time. Luckily I have a talent that ,well, lets just say they leave happy.
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People flakes. They're great!
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This one really goes with the Get in Mah belly!! lounge.
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"Never get outta the boat! Never get outta the boat!!! Hi tiger, bye tiger!!! never get outta the boat!!!" Well Chef, I think this story proves that there may be exceptions to that rule... |
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