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Mr. Plow 01-12-2012 12:05 PM

Double vagina
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz1jGc6BMLE


I lost my virginity twice: Woman, 27, reveals she has TWO VAGINAS

Hazel Jones always wondered why she suffered from terrible cramps and heavy periods during puberty. But it wasn't until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis - she had two vaginas.

The blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well.

But she told ITV's This Morning she was comfortable with having the condition, despite the fact she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.

'Once I found out what it was I told everybody,' she told TV hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

'I thought it was amazing and it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties.

She added: 'If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.'

Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area.

Sitting next to Hazel, Doctor Dawn Harper explained: 'When developing in the womb girls start with two tubes. These fuse and the septum breaks down and forms one uterus.

'In around one in 3,000 cases the septum stays within the uterus but to actually have two separate uteruses is much rarer.'

Hazel said previously she had found sex very uncomfortable, but now she didn't suffer any adverse effects. She turned down surgery as it could have left significant scar tissue.

She revealed: 'When I was younger I thought I was having cystitis and urine infections from a young age when I was tearing the middle septum.'

She added that she once asked a school friend which 'hole' she should use for a tampon, but became too embarrassed to continue the conversation after her friend thought she meant she put it up her bottom.

She added: 'I used to suffer from horrendous cramps and my periods could be very heavy. I now know that my periods were worse because I have two wombs.

'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'

Dr Harper added that Hazel was more likely to have a breached birth as her uteruses were smaller and she was more likely to need a caesarean section. She must also have double smear tests when checking for cervical cancer.

But Hazel is unphased by the prospect.

'I have a great sex life,' she said.

Hammock Parties 01-12-2012 12:05 PM

She needs to do porn.

tooge 01-12-2012 12:06 PM

the perfect woman. clone her immediately!

ChiTown 01-12-2012 12:07 PM

pics or I call BS. o:-)

The Franchise 01-12-2012 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8288481)
She needs to do porn.

TP?

Fish 01-12-2012 12:09 PM

Quote:

She added: 'If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.'
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.....

JD10367 01-12-2012 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 8288484)
the perfect woman. clone her immediately!

Wow. She could get quadruple-teamed! More coverage than Michael Jordan with 2 seconds left on the clock in a tie game. LMAO

loochy 01-12-2012 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8288481)
She needs to do porn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 8288491)
TP?

She's hot, so this could work out.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...99_468x260.jpg

The Franchise 01-12-2012 12:10 PM

Nice.

I would.

Donger 01-12-2012 12:10 PM

Gives new meaning to the expression, "Are you in yet?"

tooge 01-12-2012 12:11 PM

I want to have a threesome with her and me and me

Phobia 01-12-2012 12:11 PM

In.

tooge 01-12-2012 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 8288504)
Nice.

I would.

twice

Phobia 01-12-2012 12:11 PM

In.

Hammock Parties 01-12-2012 12:11 PM

She could seriously make millions of dollars doing a couple years of porn.

Hammock Parties 01-12-2012 12:12 PM

True double penetration!

JD10367 01-12-2012 12:12 PM

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2621/4...8f691ea7_z.jpg

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

tooge 01-12-2012 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8288516)
In.

does the 72 hour rule become the 36 hr rule now?

bevischief 01-12-2012 12:14 PM

We need to get her on here.

Phobia 01-12-2012 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 8288530)
does the 72 hour rule become the 36 hr rule now?

I would hope.

JD10367 01-12-2012 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 8288503)

No wonder she has a great sex life. Reminds me of Heather Locklear. I'd hit that with two vaginas, one vagina, or no vagina. Wait, that didn't sound right...

KCUnited 01-12-2012 12:19 PM

That's a rough couple a days a month for some dude.

Gonzo 01-12-2012 12:23 PM

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

loochy 01-12-2012 12:24 PM

At least she doesn't have 2 rectums. That situation would really stink.

SLAG 01-12-2012 12:27 PM

I would the whole thing

Holladay 01-12-2012 12:28 PM

Not so sure about this. One pussy is hard enough to keep up with let alone 2 in the same body. Imagine Aunt Flow is just finishing her visit when Aunt Gina drops in. Their tag team rotation would need a new and different term for PMS.

KCUnited 01-12-2012 12:29 PM

That bitch will burst into flames during menopause.

tooge 01-12-2012 12:30 PM

1 Attachment(s)
the new shocker

BoneKrusher 01-12-2012 12:32 PM

wow, the greatest enjoyment times two.

SLAG 01-12-2012 12:33 PM

http://i.imgur.com/RFHHL.gif

RealSNR 01-12-2012 12:36 PM

At 1:16. "Double-barreled shotgun"

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/v22e5dfMZ_o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Lumpy 01-12-2012 12:37 PM

Multiple orgasms multiplied by 2. That must be one hell of an experience!

Fish 01-12-2012 12:38 PM

She's OK.... but I've had a triple vagina... /cp

Dartgod 01-12-2012 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLAG (Post 8288586)
I would the whole things

FYP

SLAG 01-12-2012 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8288619)
At 1:16. "Double-barreled shotgun"

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/v22e5dfMZ_o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

#2 Pencil.... Niiiiiiiccceee

Smed1065 01-12-2012 12:40 PM

In-Just one mouth right?

Phobia 01-12-2012 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8288542)
No wonder she has a great sex life. Reminds me of Heather Locklear.

She does?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...48_224x423.jpg

Graystoke 01-12-2012 12:41 PM

That should qualify her for the Special Olympics.

Phobia 01-12-2012 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smed1065 (Post 8288631)
In-Just one mouth right?

Best smed post on this site.

Smed1065 01-12-2012 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8288638)
Best smed post on this site.

Late bloomer.

RockChalk 01-12-2012 12:47 PM

Is that her in the video posted above?

Oh, and IN.

She really could've used this to her advantage if any past partners asked her to try anal. If they were unaware of her condition, she could've just said "sure, try the next hole". Poor bastards probably would've been to stupid to figure it out..."oh my god, I nailed this chick that had a self-lubricating ass"

tooge 01-12-2012 12:49 PM

ok, alex, lets see whats behind hole number two

Smed1065 01-12-2012 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 8288657)
ok, alex, lets see whats behind hole number three

FYP.

LiveSteam 01-12-2012 12:58 PM

Once a month that has to be one BLOODY MESS.

Bowser 01-12-2012 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 8288623)
She's OK.... but I've had a triple vagina... /cp

/thread

Phobia 01-12-2012 01:00 PM

You'd think, oh I don't know.... maybe her mom... would have noticed at some point prior to turning 18, right?

redfan 01-12-2012 01:00 PM

nomnomnomnomnomnom

and also:

nomnomnomnomnomnom :rockon:

redfan 01-12-2012 01:01 PM

Get this woman some volleyball shorts, STAT!!

LiveSteam 01-12-2012 01:02 PM

I wounder if she squirts or can smoke a cig with one

Graystoke 01-12-2012 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8288685)
You'd think, oh I don't know.... maybe her mom... would have noticed at some point prior to turning 18, right?

Ya. I mean it took her Boyfriend said you aint all right down there?

And BTW that boyfriend should STFU

Phobia 01-12-2012 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 8288693)
Ya. I mean it took her Boyfriend said you aint all right down there?

And BTW that boyfriend should STFU

I'd be saying, oh baby, you're so right down there...

Smed1065 01-12-2012 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 8288692)
I wounder if she squirts or can smoke a cig with More than one

:thumb:

KCUnited 01-12-2012 01:04 PM

Mother of your child and girlfriend wrapped into one.

Smed1065 01-12-2012 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 8288699)
Mother of your child and girlfriend wrapped into one.

One? LMAO

Gonzo 01-12-2012 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLAG (Post 8288609)

You're doing it wrong, dude...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvd20c7ZSz1qcxyfz.gif http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvd20c7ZSz1qcxyfz.gif

notorious 01-12-2012 01:09 PM

I don't know. I would rather enjoy one really nice pussy instead of having to deal with 2 half-sized so-so pussies.

Not to mention double the Period period.

Phobia 01-12-2012 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8288713)
Not to mention double the Period period.

Don't think anybody said anything about double duration.

But yeah, can you imagine on a stallion night the wife is begging you to finish... just switch. I'd give anything not to hear the "I'm sore" excuse again.

Smed1065 01-12-2012 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8288713)
I don't know. I would rather enjoy one really nice pussy instead of having to deal with 2 half-sized so-so pussies.

Not to mention double the Period period.

So you put up with their shit for one pussy but 2 times is too much?

:banghead:

Smed1065 01-12-2012 01:16 PM

My last one was one pussy with 2 times the period. Just a week before though.....

Gonzo 01-12-2012 01:16 PM

I wonder what the mormons think about this?

notorious 01-12-2012 01:17 PM

Meh, I forgot that women sync. their periods.

Munson 01-12-2012 01:17 PM

double vagina = WIN!!!!

Bowser 01-12-2012 01:18 PM

This chick totally crushes the whole "fapping while married" question.

Phobia 01-12-2012 01:18 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZuWN-k-NDqQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

loochy 01-12-2012 01:32 PM

No. Too fat. /Omaha

Saulbadguy 01-12-2012 01:32 PM

Exit, stage left
http://www.portlandmercury.com/image...jpg-magnum.jpg

Holladay 01-12-2012 01:34 PM

She said she was right side dominent. Guess she's built like a side-by-side shotgun, not an over and under.

JD10367 01-12-2012 01:37 PM

Can she fire two ping-pong balls like a double-barreled shotgun?

Holladay 01-12-2012 01:41 PM

naw, remember the dominent one is bigger. Im thinking more like a ping pong ball and a pellet at the same time

Graystoke 01-12-2012 01:45 PM

http://canyoutopthis.net/wp-content/...anbag-toss.jpg

She would be a riot for lawn bean bag game

listopencil 01-12-2012 01:55 PM

She could probably use something like this:

NSFW

http://images.sextoysex.com/CNVELD/V10-6.JPG

bevischief 01-12-2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8288735)
Don't think anybody said anything about double duration.

But yeah, can you imagine on a stallion night the wife is begging you to finish... just switch. I'd give anything not to hear the "I'm sore" excuse again.

You too..LMAO

Frazod 01-12-2012 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 8288852)
http://canyoutopthis.net/wp-content/...anbag-toss.jpg

She would be a riot for lawn bean bag game

LMAO

I love this place

ChiTown 01-12-2012 02:22 PM

I wonder what this guy would think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Pitt Gorilla 01-12-2012 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLAG (Post 8288586)
I would the whole thing(s)

FYP.

tooge 01-12-2012 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8288735)
Don't think anybody said anything about double duration.

But yeah, can you imagine on a stallion night the wife is begging you to finish... just switch. I'd give anything not to hear the "I'm sore" excuse again.

like a pit stop. just change the tires real quick

durtyrute 01-12-2012 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 8288503)

damn, that's her?

:p:thumb:

Titty Meat 01-12-2012 02:52 PM

I thought this thread was about Sauto.

J Diddy 01-12-2012 02:53 PM

I'm thinking she was designed with the swinger in mind.

BoneKrusher 01-12-2012 02:55 PM

just wondering would it be like to have a double penis.


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