Brazilian Woman Sells Virginity for $780,000
 

why? you can find it for free

THE ****, BRO

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not a prostitute? whatever helps you sleep at night.

Since the guy is Japanese there is a 50% chance her hymen remains intact and she'll keep her viriginity.

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He paid how much?

She's pretty damn sweet looking, i certainly hope he gets more than one poke for that kind of money, one solid afternoon & night, atleast.

ed* face is a bit rough, still a nice bod though.

LMAO

For that much money.....I'm taking both virginities.

did he get a money back guarantee?

I don't get the interest in virginity. I want to be the first guy to open a potato chip bag or a soda bottle, but I don't need to be the first guy to open ... that. I'm not that interested in training someone new when I can get someone with experience at the job.

Dam...Hats off to her!

My big virginity is Peanut Butter...Dam I love being the first to CRACK THA SHIT

Oh, yeah. Now that's satisfying.

I dunno, I guess she's sorta cute in a young Helen Hunt/Leelee Sobieski mold, but $780k just so he can be the first to undo her bow??? Wow. Dude must have $$$ to burn.

Cracking the seal on a fresh can of coffee. Love that smell.

fugly

What would Chiefsplanet pay, assuming that you had to use real dollars? No fake bidding.

Do we start at $100? Opening bid at $100? boppityboppityboppityboppity $100 hominahominahominahomona one hundred, do I hear one hundred jiminyjiminyjiminyjiminyjiminyjiminy.

Seriously, what would you bid of your own money to do this? Assume that you're unmarried and unattached, that this is legal, and that she lives 20 minutes away from you.

For that much money, I want a Marissa Miller-esque hotness, not some cave troll in a bikini.

Wow. I might sale him mine for that much.

So do I hear $100? Do you start the bidding at $100 to spelunk the cave troll?

I can see why she is still a virgin.

$100? Do you open the bidding at $100?

A $9.95 meal at Applebees.

im sure all you guys callin her ugly have banged better :rolleyes:

Ummmmm......yeah.

Sure I have, done worse too. :shrug:

I wonder if she'd like to make $14 the hard way?

For sure worse :)

I woulda sold my virginity for a lot less, just saying.

Whoever paid for it is a sick **** though but I can't blame her.

$9.95. $9.95 Hominahominahomina. The bidding is now open. Hominahominahomina. And $14? We're up to $14. Do I hear $20? Hominahominahomina.

That's not the point is it.

If I was paying 3/4 of a Million $$$$, I would expect to bang something that I'm attracted to, not something that I would have to guzzle half a bottle of Jack Daniels and viagra to work up the courage to.

$14.50

Twennnnnnnty dollas. Do I hear twennnnty dollas? How about seventeen? Seventeen dollas, and you can make memmmmories of a lifetime.

$14.50! We're on our way! HominaHominaHominaHomina Now how about that twenty? Remember, you can always turn out the lights, folks. Do I hear twenty?

She has a lithe, fit body & a nice ass... some of you guys are ****ing cazy.

but hes asian lol

While I don't think she's ugly, I'd put her firmly in the lower/middle of the pack. And yes, I did better most of the time.

I've been called a lot worse than cazy, that's fo sho. :)

I will give you the body part sure, but I still stand my opinion on this. For that price, it should be a total package not a "Make sure to turn the lights off" compromise.

I am in for $15. Its been a dry spell for me

This.

There is no substitute for experience.

She's cute, she's sexy, but she's not 3/4 of a million dollars hot.

Fifteeeeeen dollas. We are at fifteen. Take a look at this fine specimen, people. Do we hear $17.50? $17.50?

Oh hell yeah I've banged worse, and sure as hell didn't pay $780,000 for the pleasure!

Yea, don’t get paying $780K for shitty sex just to say you staked a flag in it.

$16.00

Technically, she'll still be a virgin when he's done with her.

He's going to be in deep $hit if Liam Neeson is her father.

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Now that I think about it, wouldn't a guy with 780k to throw around be able to find women? What is this obsession with virgins?

I would think it has to be more of a hey look at all the money I can piss away type of thing then a sex thing.

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Duh.

My wife raises the current bid to $27.25.

Wasn't it Winston Churchill that asked a woman if she would sleep with a man for $1 million, and she said "Of course.'

Then he asked if she'd sleep with a man for $100. She said, "Please, I'm not a prostitute."

He retorted, "We've already established that you're a prostitute. Now I'm just negotiating the details."

Probably not really churchill, just an old joke, but I found it appropriate here.

For $780k, I want 10 of her staying at my house for 10 years. And they have to be able to swing a hammer too.

That'll be $780k sir. Do you want paper or plastic for the twobagger?

old natsu aint a sumo wrestler is he?
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Jeez u can buy anything. At first thought I considered this stupid cause sex with a virgin sucks but I guess if u have the m

money 2 blow 2 deflower women I can c the appeal.

Old Henny Youngman joke:

"A streetwalker came up to me outside my hotel. She said 'I'll do anything you want for $50.' I said 'Paint my house!' "

There was a great ep of SNL with Jack Black where he was a troll on the mountain complaining about the village always bringing him virgins as tribute. He was tired of them and wanted a girl that knew what she was doing LMAO.

Same ep had a skit with Jack as a High Times Investigative Reporter

Anyone read the last line where the man's virginity sold for $3,000? That is the story I am more interested in. Who paid for that?

$27.25 for a little girl-girl action. Excellent bid, sir. Now do I hear $30? $30 to explore undiscovered Brazil? Hominahominahomina, $30?

How would you like to be the guy who lost that auction though? $779k burning a hole in his pocket and no virgins in sight. I guess he'll just have to call one thousand dollar a night hooker over to his house every day for the next 2 years. Sucks to be him.

Brazilians have the greatest asses tho. Hands down.

For that kind of money I don't want a virgin, I want a slutty Brazillian hotty that has one pocket full of condoms, one pocket full of blow, no front teeth and driving a beer truck.

The dude that won the bid ought to introduce the Brazilian chick to that great American challenge thing.

The dude too.
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She's no Adriana...

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for that kinda scratch she's swallowing and doing ass to mouth.

Even THIS- as fantastic as it would be- is not worth $780,000.
EDIT: well, unless you were a gazillionaire who could easily afford $780,000. Then yes, she would be worth it.

I mean, I would probably smash. But, I would spend somewhere in the neighborhood of around 0 dollars for it.