How can Bobby Knight NOT be at the top of this list???? WTF?

He makes the ESPN telecasts unwatchable. Either he is senile, or he is the dumbest ex-coach EVER. He knows the names of less than half of the players, and his brilliant analysis is always that the shooter needs to "shot fake" more often. It was especially brutal last week during the Kentucky game when his partner had to explain the difference between the shot clock and the game clock to him. I just sat there in disbelief. I felt like I was watching the game at a relative's house on Christmas listening to a non-basketball fan asking questions about the game.

Heh. Billy Packer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Packer

All sideline reporters are awesome. I can't imagine watching a game without them and the important information they provide.

Football: Dierdorf, Simms, Musberger, Lundquist (used to be good wtf happened, is it just age?), Nantz

Baseball: McCarver, Morgan, Sterling, Dibble, Harrelson

National Football Guys:
Dan Dierdorf
Dan Fouts
Marv "The Nibbler" Albert
Chris Berman
Shannon "The Mouth" Sharpe
Michael "Cokewhore" Irvin
Al "Where's my top row of teeth?" Michaels
Brent "Hey Baby" Musburger
Lou "Granny Clampett" Holtz
Basketball Guys:
Bobby Knight
Billy "Fudge" Packer
Dick Vitale
Bill Walton

Baseball:
Joe Buck
Tim McCarver
Ken "The Hawk" Harrelson
Whoever that douche is in NY that goes "THEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!"


Local:
Bob Davis: Please die soon. Please. Pretty please.

Bob Davis is pretty terrible.

Who the hell is Bob Davis?

Local Yokel?

Jayhawks and Royals. I'm not sure Kansas has even committed a foul during a game he's broadcast.

When will we get a female play by play or color analyst? Why are they only sideline reporters?

God I hate Heath Evans. Everything that comes out of his mouth is DOUCHE.

I really can't say that I dislike any of the commentators on gameday. My favorite duo has to be Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. I'm also a fan of Al Michaels..

In the studio, I always liked Chris Berman, Tom Jackson and Mike Ditka.

The one guy I say really, probably doesn't deserve a spot on the booth is Bill Cowher. He just isn't well-spoken enough, if you ask me.

Thats good because he isnt in the booth. Hes in the studio.

There are for college games. Play by play, anyway. And the Yankees use Suzyn Waldman (if you can stand her)

You talking pro? A couple have done college.

Skip Bayless
Steven A. Smith