LMAO

Great thread. Let's talk about penises.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6...905buk8094.jpg

Bow chicka bow.... Bow wowwww....

Barnacle porn....

This ought to qualify:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qcy9CsFa1qbclmp.png

Not too weird of a penis, right? Wrong! That's actually the clitoris of the female spotted hyena. Not only is it used for mating (the male's penis goes inside it), but it's also used for birthing. Spotted hyena babies are actually pretty large in relation to their mothers, so I can't imagine that giving birth to them is a very pleasant experience.

Dolphin rape is real you guys.... 14 cases per year in the US. Yes, that's a criminal category. Every month, someone is raped by a dolphin. Promote awareness. Dolphins are asshole rapists.

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9...inrapecave.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...olilo1_500.jpg

It's funny, but it's actually true..

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Read: http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor...wn_babies.html

Yeah, the horny fish is kinda cool, but that porkypine with 4 peckers wins the competition so far, imo.
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I've seen a sea turtle's penis in person.

It's completely horrifying. It looks like a two-by-four. It's square, it's huge and it looks like Diablo's cock.

I got nothin here.