You can buy squirrels online?
 

I did not know this.

http://www.therolladailynews.com/art...NEWS/121019649

Squirrels purchased online never delivered
Sheriff's department investigating fraud

A Newburg woman is out $160 after placing an order for 30 squirrels on the Internet that were never delivered.

According to the a Phelps County Sheriff Department incident report, the victim, a 48-year-old Newburg woman, is a taxidermist.

The sheriff's department is currently investigating the fraud.

Deputies learned of the case after taking a report at the sheriff's office Monday, Oct. 8. The investigation is continuing.

It is unknown if the woman was attempting to purchase live or dead squirrels.

Probably the same place you get your frozen gerbils.

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bout ****ing time

Heh. I used to date a girl whose parents lived in the woods in rural Wisconsin. He was a bird watcher and hated squirrels because they'd eat all the seed out of the bird feeder. He'd sit on his back porch with a pellet gun all day long and kill squirrels by the score. And of course, legions of other squirrels took their place.

I guess my point is you really should be able to get your own dead squirrels. :D

Oh yeah, squirrel fraud is rampant these days.

It's getting to rabbit fraud level.

Damn you, I was going to post this! :cuss:

Not only squirrels, but flying squirrels.

http://www.jandaexotics.com/Flying_Squirrel.html

Well, finally.

This explains last week's report in which postal workers at the St. Louis Post Office became disgruntled after dozens of squirrels attacked them without provocation.

FAX

"...enjoy spending hours climbing around or sleeping in their owners clothing."

Does this mean while the owner is wearing them, or do they hang out in the closet?

They won't find any nuts up the pants hanging in the closet.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.....HOLD UP

http://cutestuff.co/wp-content/uploa...9/squirrel.jpg

I've never heard of a genet before, but now I want one. I'm afraid that my yard isn't big enough, though.

It always amazes me when I read about some large mammal that I've never heard of. I like to think that I'm reasonably well read, but there are a lot of animal species out there.

What the hell is going on in here?